2007-09-11 18:09:44 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
I love you ,always have ,always will
2007-09-12 11:31:23 · answer #1 · answered by nickson faction 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
"Okay, PASSION was alright I guess but that's really not how I want to be remembered, but Jesus Christ Superstar- I'm a tenor! A TENOR! And don't even get me started on how they gave me a mullet on most stained glass. NO, I won't turn water into wine, but maybe into a caramel cappucino with extra expresso. Anna Nicole... my Father but that was a trainwreck, don't even know if I could have cured her... tell me again about this HEROES. No, I can't make myself invisible, but I died for your sins so top that! Man, I hate to say it but Starbucks makes a better cappucino than this one I converted from water. When does the next season of Ugly Betty start?"
2007-09-11 19:35:14 · answer #2 · answered by Jonathan D 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus would say
I have a lot of work to do and I hope this time the churches don't crucify me again : ) all I am trying to do is to teach and heal those in need : )
Love & Blessings
Milly
2007-09-12 01:28:25 · answer #3 · answered by milly_1963 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would hope he would throw all the money changers out of the temples...that would close most of today's churches, wouldn't it? TBN would be a thing of the past. Glory be to God. I suspect his next action might be...."Let's start this thing all over again...what I told you the last time didn't seem to take. Step one in the road to salvation: ..........."
It has become very much like the great Ghandi said, " I like your Jesus Christ, I don't like his followers."
2007-09-11 19:15:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think he would be shocked that his teachings were twisted and some even left out or forgotten. I don't think the christian church of today is what Jesus taught at all and I think he would tell us so.
2007-09-11 18:15:13 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm no expert but this is what I believe he would say:-
"My children it makes me sad to see the harm you do to one another every day, but I also see how far you have come. Don't stop I love you despite your mistakes as a father loves his children, You are precious to me and I care when you hurt, but I must let you be free. I Love You"
2007-09-12 12:15:31 · answer #6 · answered by JOHN M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He'd get himself a lawyer, and sue all the "non-denominational Christian" churches for defamation of character.
2007-09-11 23:11:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Drop it! Drop the cake, Nic! I said--ohhhh, dont you dare put it in your mouth! No, touching the lips counts! I swear to Me if you dont drop it right now i'm going to smite you! I swear i--Oh great, just great, way to undermine me, yeah real cute...smart @ss"
nah, for real though, he'd be pretty ticked..
2007-09-11 18:44:31 · answer #8 · answered by lilmamaOH 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Uh, guys. Stop waging wars in my name, stop saying **** is my name, start being nice to others and stop fiddling with kids.
2007-09-12 06:35:49 · answer #9 · answered by le_papillon_vert 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Where did all the chosen people go and who released these so-called "annointed ones" on the world?
2007-09-11 18:36:34 · answer #10 · answered by Terry 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
he would come with a lot of golden chains around his neck and thick beard and say "I pity the foo that has to live here!"
:)
2007-09-11 18:15:43 · answer #11 · answered by WHO 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋