2007-09-11 17:54:29 · 47 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
For better cell phone reception, of course. Duhhhh..........
2007-09-11 17:57:34 · answer #1 · answered by dearborne 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
How many roads must one chicken cross?
2007-09-11 18:13:34 · answer #2 · answered by Wades Wife 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the school bus dropped him off & he had to cross the road to get to his chicken coop that he calls home.
2007-09-11 17:58:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the farmer was shipping him away in a truck to be eaten by someone at KFC, so he jumped out of the truck, crossed the road, and pecked the farmer to death and ran away.
He got eaten by a coyote in the woods behind the farm the next day...
*sniff*
The End :)
2007-09-11 18:00:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because it keeps crossing the road. It seems to never stay on the other side.
2007-09-11 17:58:09 · answer #5 · answered by RidiculousQstioner w/Vengeance 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because u were running after it to catch, hence crossed the road to get away from u.
2007-09-11 18:00:51 · answer #6 · answered by nazbak 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Curiosity
2007-09-11 17:59:12 · answer #7 · answered by ontheroadagainwithoutyou 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
To Kentucky Fry the Colonel?
2007-09-11 17:56:47 · answer #8 · answered by tercentenary98 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Because it get fed up with you choking it.
And the monkey crossed the road because it
got tired of you spanking it.
2007-09-11 17:59:26 · answer #9 · answered by sylvester m 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because Ronald McDonald, Wendy's and the Burger King were running after it!!
2007-09-11 18:00:03 · answer #10 · answered by jark79 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He was fleeing in fear from the dark lord of the chicken underworld ..... Colonel Sanders
2007-09-11 17:58:41 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋