My two favorites are "I Taught Your Boyfriend That Thing You Like" & "Let Go Of My Ears,I Know What I'm Doing!" hahahahahaha
2007-09-11 17:33:37 · 51 answers · asked by Terri R 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Some of these are so freakin' funny I think I'm gonna pee myself!!! LMAO
2007-09-11 17:57:14 · update #1
"Stop tail-gating me, or I'll flip a booger on your windshield."
"Let me guess...your parents are brother & sister."
2007-09-11 17:40:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Well back when the Ayatollah was in power in Iran. And had our American hostages. I bought a bumper sticker that said Ayatolla Assaholla. I would look in my rear view mirror and people be laughing at it. But I later I got pulled over by a cop and was told to remove it because it was offensive.
2007-09-11 17:40:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
PETA
People Eating Tasty Animals
Don't tailgate me
or i'll flick a booger on your windshild
I do whatever the voices in my pants tell me to
Friends don't let friends eat friends
4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions
Guns don't kill people, drivers with CELLPHONES do
2007-09-11 17:47:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
here are a few of my favorites:
"Jesus saves, Gretzky gets the rebound. He Shoots, HE SCORES!"
I like kids, but I can't eat a whole one.
And my favorite that sums up all stickers:
Nuke Gay Whales for Jesus
2007-09-12 15:14:14 · answer #4 · answered by wade f 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"I Just Realized, I Don't Care"
"If You're Going to Ride my ***, You Could at Least Pull my Hair"
"I Brake for Pedestrians, Cyclists, Dogs, Cats, Deer, Turtles, Ducks, Potholes, Piles of Dirt, ****, and Empty Plastic Bags"
"Honk if Parts Fall Off!"
"Fat People are Harder to Kidnap"
"My Other Car is a Cowboy"
2007-09-11 17:38:45 · answer #5 · answered by Azrael Rising 1 · 6⤊ 1⤋
All of the above are funny..here's mine.. "Back off or I will flick a boogie on your windshield" , " Possum the other white meat" or "Too many freaks not enough circuses".
2007-09-11 17:40:39 · answer #6 · answered by Glinda W 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My two favorites are:
"I'm lost, but I'm making record time"
"Proud parent of a student who has graduated and moved out"
2007-09-11 17:47:33 · answer #7 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My favorite was actually a sticker on the back of a motorcycle helmet, and this awesome woman was riding this bike, and the sticker said.." If it has a kickstand or a dick, I can ride it ",,,,yeah baby,,she was one awesome woman,,,,
2007-09-11 17:37:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
An Apple a day keeps Windows away.
2007-09-11 17:41:07 · answer #9 · answered by Nicolaco 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I have PMS and ESP that means I'm a Bltch that knows everything. lmao when I saw this one.
2007-09-11 17:39:09 · answer #10 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I don't know if its that funny, but my favorite lately "So little time, so many people to annoy"
2007-09-11 17:41:29 · answer #11 · answered by I♥CHANEL 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋