How can I irreversibly damage my laptop?

Question

I paid for an expensive accidental coverage plan, and I would like to use it to get my old laptop replaced with a new one. For this purpose, I have to damage my laptop beyond any hope of repair. Any ideas?

Answer 1

You are asking how to commit INSURANCE FRAUD, this is ILLEGAL and a breach of Yahoo terms to ask this . . .

Answer 2

if it has an accident clause, leave it on top of the car, back up it should fall and then run over it, if it is crushed to pieces it cannot be repaired. or take in the bathroom and run the bath and accidently knock it in the water while turned on, just don't be in the tub at the same time. Or the example that the sales associate used when I got my firs computer that if the kids accendtly put a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich inside of it they would still replace it. I guess read the clauses on the contract, and avoid doing those things but at the same time be creative and have fun.

Answer 3

Try blocking the fan that cools down the insides of the laptop. Then leave it on for a couple of days. The laptop will eventually start billowing smoke and burn itself out. This actually happened with my old laptop and I got a replacement for it.

Answer 4

whilst a computer does no longer activate, the main person-friendly concern is with the ability source.. attempt to pass away it devoid of the battery for sort of 30 minutes, re-plug it and take a examine out againa, if it does no longer artwork, there may be various achievable motives on your laptop no longer turning on. considerable board (bios, powersource) yet in addition as you mean that led's wont activate the two, that probable may be a ability concern DONT hassle approximately UR information, in case you do no longer hit the laptop, the information is stored on the no longer person-friendly disk, and in case you get carry of guarantee, the ought to refund you yet another one with your no longer person-friendly disk put in on it. in case you get carry of no guarantee, whilst the restoration the electronical injury on your laptop, the no longer person-friendly disk would desire to be intact as nicely as your information on it, beacuse all you have instructed has no longer something to work out with the information soterd on the no longer person-friendly disk

Answer 5

put it in the fridge.wait for a while.make sure it's nice and cold.take it out of the fridge.wait for a while so the cold air can condense into water droplets.turn on the computer and it should short.
and when you turn it in for a exchange tell them your air conditoner broked.and then tell um that i think water formed in it while i was calling the ac guy or sumtin like that.

Answer 6

Believe or not a spray for dog fleas. The mist of this spray is fine enough and moist enough to penetrate all the internal components and destroy all the circuitry.

Answer 7

Well if it doesn't have any major limitations on what it covers, have fun with it. Drop it from high up, run it over with a car, or something like that. You could even test out an etherkiller ( http://www.fiftythree.org/etherkiller/ ).

Answer 8

DONT LISTEN TO THEM, liquid is not covered with these plans! read the fine print ^.^ in my opinion, bang the keyboard as hard as u can so the motherboard fries the computer

Answer 9

Wrap it in a towel ... then set it in the driveway....then drive over it... the towel keeps the tire tracks from being left and the dirt from getting on it. then say You had it at work and a HiLo ran it over.

Answer 10

I was going to say water damage, but there might be something about that in your contract. check your terms and conditions. If anything goes... well then... anything goes!

Answer 11

"accidentally" spill HOT water on it. like coffee. like a LOT of hot water.

or have your dog (if you have one) tear it apart.

or drop it down the stairs... a long set of stairs.

or just break the screen.