i am going to decorate my yard a lot this year, and one of the things that i will do is add tombstones with funny sayings on them to add an edge of dark humor. Do you know of any such sayings?
(short ones preferred, like 5 words)
like
'well this sucks'
2007-09-11 15:43:23 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Halloween
I thought of these:
Wasn't on my 'to do' list.
To bad 'repo' man.
I should've had dessert!
Who turned out the lights?
Survivor-down under?
Free-worm food!
2007-09-11 16:17:55 · answer #1 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I know you only wanted short ones but I just couldn't let this one slip by:
Ma loved Pa
Pa loved Women
Ma caught Pa
With two in swimmin'
Here lies Pa.
I remember this one from my childhood on a souvenir that my parents had. I thought it was cute.
2007-09-12 03:32:29 · answer #2 · answered by Karen K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here Lies Lester Moore
Four slugs from a 44
No Les No More
2007-09-11 15:52:24 · answer #3 · answered by mr1of2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ilene Dover-i leaned over
with shoes coming out of the ground and bones
2007-09-16 08:58:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I told You I Was Sick."
Kenny McCormick - You Bastards! (South Park)
Mummy B. Ware
Phil Dirt
R.I.P. Van Winkle
Rigger Mortis
Ima Spook
Seymour Butz
Thirst N. Howl
2007-09-15 22:36:08 · answer #5 · answered by Kitty39 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"I just wanted a nap"
"Watch out for that last step"
"Who needs a cold one?"
"I always liked the usual haunts" or "I partied at the usual haunts", something like that!
Hope this helps if you want to break up the "usual" with some cool props check out: http://costumefind.com/products/search?search=tombstone
actually the prop section on that web site you should definitely check out for some cool ideas, have fun!
2007-09-19 11:21:34 · answer #6 · answered by Halloween lover 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kenny Mccormick Tombstone
2017-02-26 05:33:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Working On My Cat Nap!
Vacation Site!
Sold my other place!
I know they suck!
2007-09-15 21:21:47 · answer #8 · answered by Becky 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" I told you I was sick"
"We're coming to get you, Barbara!" (from Night of the Living Dead)
"Got Dirt?"
"Working the graveyard shift"
"Elvis has left the building"
"Extreme dirt nap"
2007-09-11 16:29:36 · answer #9 · answered by boysmom 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
look at my posting for the same sort of thing. i got a bunch of results.
here lies hugo run over by a yugo
2007-09-12 06:31:58 · answer #10 · answered by nataliexoxo 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋