What are the things that women can do that men cannot get away with?

Question

In the running theme of "man vs woman" here, here's a list of things a woman can do that would seem inappropriate or just plane wierd if a man did the same...
-women can actually leave a dinner table and head for the bathroom in groups.
-women can stay in a room for hours and try on each other's wardrobe.
-women can pour lava-hot wax on their legs, then rip hair right off of their skin and still be afraid of a spider. (seinfeld)
-women can demand equal opportunities at work, education and veto-power, but still expect men to give up their seat in a crowded bus for them.
-women can drive a car, apply make-up on their faces, have a conversation on hands-free cellphone and drink coffee on the road all at the same time.
-women have the ability to get mad at a guy who just broke-up with one of their woman friends. (Guys would usually get friendlier with them so they have a chance at "inheriting the goods")
-Women can be against death penalty and pro-abortion at the same time.

More?

Answer 1

cry on my shoulder.

Answer 2

Omg! Not ALL women are like this! I'm not like that at all and i'm female. Many men are the same way you would describe those women they think they're all that and have weird standards for others. You just have to find the right person of either gender. I still haven't found the right guy yet because every guy i've dated so far has ended up being a jerk thinking they're all that. And you are right about the last part most people are judgmental and jerks etc just find the rare people that aren't like that.

Answer 3

Why it's better to be a Woman?

1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
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Answer 4

women can be late for hours & hours and yet can make it seem that the men are actually at fault

men, on the other hand, cannot even afford to be a minute late lest they get hours & hours of endless ranting

face it, guys, you're just not gonna win this battle of the sexes!

Answer 5

men are from Mars, women are from Venus......thats the best explanation I can give. I have been trying to figure it out for over 40 years and I just gave up and started drinking more What do you exect from something that can bleed for week and still live?

Answer 6

- women can hold hands but when men do that people automatically assumes they are gay
- women can kiss each other on the cheek but only gay men do that
- women can wear bras but men don't
- women can breastfeed but do you see men doing that?
- women can give birth but it was only in twins (film) that you saw a man giving birth
- women can wear high heels but what would people think if they see a man wearing that

Answer 7

- Girls can wear men's clothes and still look hot, but if men wear women's clothes, they just look ridiculous.
- Girls can argue for hours and not get tired, and shall be called a heroine. A guy who argues for hours is pathetic.
- Girls can kiss another girl's cheek as a sign of friendship. If a guy does it, it's homosexual.

It's fun to be a girl! ^_^

Answer 8

Cry without consequence.
Stare openly at a member of the opposite sex.
Say, "I'm just not into sports."


PS--It's not a gender-specific thing to be anti-death penalty and pro-choice.

Answer 9

They can be laughing one minute, then crying the next, with no good reason for either, without being taken to a mental faciltiy.

Answer 10

Women can smack a man in the face but the man can not do the same.

Answer 11

1. women can shop till they drop
2. women can keep secrets
3. women can lie better than guys
4. women can argue with a guy day-in and day-out and end up winning
5. women are always right