What was the most embarrassing thing you've ever accidentally blurted out in the classroom?

Question

Today in my Spanish class, my professor asked, "What does it mean when a Mexican says 'Soy bueno?' " So no one knew. & then she started smiling, so I thought she was referring to slang. So without thinking, I accidentally blurted out, "Good in bed!" & the class was shocked, & the teacher said, "NOT good in bed!" & everyone was laughing, even the professor. She said that it means that a person's body is very proportionate. Because when you say, "Estoy bien", that means, I'm fine. & I think someone said "Soy bueno" by accident.

**I felt SO humiliated! But then again I have Tourette's, so I always get excited & accidentally blurt out the wrong answers. I didn't mean to think dirty thoughts, but I know that Spanish slang is most of the time pretty much perverted.

Answer 1

Oh i can remember last year in English class i was so hyper i started to make random noises like the ones you do when your hyper. And my teacher was telling me to stop and i didn't notice her because i was so hyper. But i did and everyone was laughing at me but then some one said "Do they sell strawberries at strawberry fest" and that got every ones attention off me.

And this week i sneezed in Western Civ class and my sneezes squeak at the end (everyone thinks there cute) but my history teacher said what was that? And now he makes fun of me every time i sneeze in class.

Answer 2

I am sorry you were humiliated. I think that was funny what you said and I bet your classmates and your prof enjoyed it too.

I am so self-conscious that I never have blurted anything out in a class as I try to be very quiet (when I was in school).

HEY, I just looked at your first answer. She has a few things mixed up doesn't she? She THINKS you are from Africa (and can't spell it); I thought you are from N.O. Don't let ignorant bigots ruin your day.

Answer 3

Oh gosh.. properly whilst i grow to be joking around with my friends. I went too a techniques with the humorous tale, i grow to be speaking approximately this lady destiny and her ex boyfriend yet they have been courting on the time. I mentioned "gosh, you adult adult males are so stressful, one 2d you like one yet another the subsequent, you're having intercourse with people and battling." and than each and every person have been given quiet and she or he have been given all mad. I felt undesirable after that, now we in simple terms snicker approximately it.

Answer 4

I didnt blurt out a word. I blurted out a fart and the whole class heard.

Answer 5

Look who's back*sarcasticly*

I didn't exactly "blurt" it out, but my 4th grade teacher caught me looking like i wasn't paying attention and asked me to answer a problem...i didn't know where the class was. she asked me why, i had to tell her I was reading 2 units ahead. talk about embarrassing(i hate braging, and that made me a target)

Answer 6

Why did your teacher say "when a Mexican says soy bueno?"
Other people than Mexicans can speak Spanish too right!?
Jeez what a jerk~

Answer 7

hey you look like a frog trying to orgasm

Answer 8

'hey, that eraser looks like a ****'

Answer 9

I farted.