I was cycling back from my local town when three unspeakably cretinous individuals on bicycles decided to laugh at me as loudly as they possibly could. I am used to this, as my appearance is somewhat unusual, altough I decided today to tolerate no more of it. I responded with the wisest remark I could think of at the time - **** you - and cycled off with two fingers in their direction. However, a few roads later, I heard a retarded grunt (I believe that he said a certain word beginning with "C"). Not wanting to take any chances, I cycled home as fast as I could and got in before they saw my house. I did hear them shouting in the streets as they carried out a futile search, but they soon left.
My point of concern is that my town is a small one. How can I prevent an incident if we meet again? I will not be intimidated by mindless thugs, yet I cannot carry a 16oz hammer at all times. I will do so when possible, but it doesn't fit easily into a coat. What should I do?
2007-09-11
06:23:56
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Also, should the worst come to the worst, what is the best method of defence (i.e. roundhouse kicks) against such morons?
2007-09-11
06:25:41 ·
update #1
I am calling them neo-Nazi because, like the traditional Nazis, they are acting violently (or threatening to) to someone on the mere basis of the way that person appears. Perhaps crypto-facist would be more apt. Remember, before the Nazis started killing Jews they used to run around threatening them and beating them up. They, like the Nazis, are scum - and we cannot allow them to win.
2007-09-11
06:38:46 ·
update #2
4kit, what on earth do you mean? I never said anything about my race. I'm not trying to suggest that it was a racially-motivated incident. I hate the people who always do that too.
2007-09-11
06:55:32 ·
update #3