2007-09-11 06:08:27 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Call it names and insult it's heritage!
2007-09-11 06:11:40 · answer #1 · answered by Fallen 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure that many people would have an orifice large enough to accommodate an eggplant. But if they did, I would not recommend inserting said eggplant as it would probably necessitate some form of emergency medical removal.
2007-09-11 06:18:51 · answer #2 · answered by badkitty1969 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Freeze it and then throw it off an overpass at cars.
Build a super eggplant gun. Like a potato gun but bigger.
Fill it with grain alcohol and give it to an unsuspecting vegetarian. Then sit back and watch the fun.
Fill it with plastic explosives and go BOOM!
Just eat it.
2007-09-11 06:19:59 · answer #3 · answered by SpaceMonkey67 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make a pair of eggplant blinders, put them on my eyes and drive down the highway at rush hour.
2007-09-11 06:13:48 · answer #4 · answered by turkeybrooknj 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
if you put a egg plant in the microwave it swells to 10 times its normal size and becomes very angry...i do not reccomend doing this but it IS a very dangerous thing to do with a egg plant.
also giving it a gun and kicking it in the nuts is not a good idea either
2007-09-11 06:14:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dangerous would be to throw it at a neighbor!
But I have so so many yummy alternatives, I wouldn't consider it!
2007-09-11 06:11:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take its skin off real slowly, and then I'd throw it into some hot sizzling grease, leaving it there until it was all shriveled up! Then I'd bite it in half, and chew it up! burp
2007-09-11 06:53:47 · answer #7 · answered by Pinyon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can kill someone with an eggplant and a spoon!!!!
2007-09-11 06:11:34 · answer #8 · answered by serenityfan76_is_backish 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Drop it from the top of a tall urban building.
2007-09-11 06:12:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Throw it from an overpass at a busy expressway or highway.
2007-09-11 06:13:11 · answer #10 · answered by slimdude142 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
throw it down on somebody on a 14 floor building
2007-09-11 06:12:19 · answer #11 · answered by **beep** 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋