2007-09-11 05:59:10 · 62 answers · asked by Masy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
oh, by the way.. the test came back positive.. oops.
2007-09-11 06:03:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
How much do you charge again?
Your Mom was better.
Can you give me a ride home my wife is waiting for me?
You really should paint your ceiling!
RING,RING:
Hello, Yeah she's here but has her mouth full. Honey, call your Dad after you are done with me.
2007-09-11 13:30:17 · answer #2 · answered by Steven C 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You should never say " I have a STD " after sex.
2007-09-11 06:46:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Ha...last time i slept with your brother he said he was way better...I just won that bet...."
"Heh....you know those rides you wait in line for then when you actually have your turn it's not what it was hyped up to be....that would be you"
"So...that was.....oh gee look at the time...i gotta....".(just run out naked and never call again)
"OH....now i get it..when you asked if i was on the pill you meant BIRTH CONTROL...ha ha....oh geez"
"So that's what sex feels like after a sex change"
****and my fave****
"your done????WAIT A MINUTE....I just got PUNK'D didn't I....lol...COME ON OUT ASHTON....you got me...ha ha....that was funny so where are the camera's hiding???...over here in this ugly picture of your supposed mother...lol...or in this lamp.....Anytime now guys....You got me BAAAD....ha ha ha ...whew..that was funny....."
2007-09-11 15:11:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Here's a few:
1.'hey honey, Rosie O Donnel called, she wants her winnebago sized uterus back'
2.'Now that we finally have a moment i've been wanting to talk to you about this rash and discharge...'
3.'That's what it's like to dry hump flipper!'
4.'We're at least second counsins right?'
5.'I think I lost my wristwatch in there.'
6. 'I have to admit it, your sister was better.'
7. 'The whole time I kept seeing the tunnel but there was no light at the end and I heard voices calling me to come on them.'
8. 'Crap, the game started!'
2007-09-11 06:12:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
I Must Go Now
2007-09-11 06:11:43 · answer #6 · answered by David 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Leave the 50.00 on the night stand.
2007-09-11 06:04:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Your a dud root
2007-09-11 11:22:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
To a woman: your sister is better than you.
To a man: your father is better than you.
2007-09-11 11:59:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wounder if my doc has the results back yet
2007-09-11 06:04:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋