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does my bum look big in this?
i wish i was skinny?
whats a good moisturiser/makeup?
oh i have my period?
look at her shoe/clothes?
how do you get slim hips/bum?
no iv had enough beer?
i hate football?
computers suck?
i hate sex?
no i dont want to see you strip naked for me?
put your clothes on?
im to tired to f**k you?
i hate blow j*obs?

2007-09-11 05:06:20 · answer #1 · answered by kitty 2 · 2 0

8) Here honey, you use the remote. 7) You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big. 6) Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see! 5) While I'm up, can I get you anything? 4) Sex isn't that important, sometimes I just want to be held. 3) Aww, forget Monday night football, let's watch Melrose Place. 2) Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on. 1) We never talk anymore.

2016-05-17 05:59:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Do these jeans make my butt look fat.
I can't seem to find a shade of eye shadow that matches my eyes.
I prefer pads with wings for those extra flowing days.
Can't we just snuggle tonight.
Not tonight, I have a head ache.
Yes, dear, you're right, we really should make sure we match before going out together.
No sex is not that important, I'd much rather talk that screw.
Of course I love your mother, she give such good advice.

Just a couple for you.

2007-09-11 04:25:48 · answer #3 · answered by Quix 4 · 7 1

I'll change her diaper! Do you want me to take her a bath too!
~well at least I'll never hear my man say that!

2007-09-11 04:40:51 · answer #4 · answered by ▒Bella▒ 5 · 1 0

Does my butt look big in this outfit?
These cramps are killing me!
I'm going off to my mom's!
He's soooo slutty!
I can't drink beer, it makes my gut grow!
Let's watch You've got Mail instead of the game, pleeeease!

2007-09-11 06:26:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

What do you want me to make for dinner tonight?

I ran the vacuum, dusted the knick knacks, cleaned the windows, & change the liter boxes, want a foot massage?

Here, you can have the remote.

2007-09-11 04:26:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

I'd like to have 18 hours of hard labor
I'll ride the bus you take the Porsche
You take the last beer

2007-09-11 04:33:09 · answer #7 · answered by foxfire 5 · 1 1

Stay home from work this week if you don't feel good I'll pay your bills for you.
I think I'm pregnant!!
You sit down I'll clean the house and buy the groceries.

2007-09-11 04:26:50 · answer #8 · answered by butterflytam1970 4 · 2 1

"here honey, let me clean the house and do the laundry since you worked so hard this week" LOL i would have a stroke if my husband did that

2007-09-11 04:24:52 · answer #9 · answered by Bambam 6 · 1 1

Let me stop and ask for directions.

2007-09-11 04:29:21 · answer #10 · answered by Scotty 6 · 1 0

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