Where are my glasses? Where are my keys? Where are my shoes? Where is my umbrella? Where is my jacket?

Answer 1

Where oh where has my little fox gone.
Oh where oh where could he be?
With his big fluffy tail and his sneaky little eyes.
Oh where oh where can he be?
Bill, can't you find anything?

Answer 2

You sound just like my dad. "Lock the doors, my checkbook's gone again!" lol

Your glasses are on the top of your head.
Your keys are on the stove
Your shoes are in your bedroom under the bed
Your umbrella is in the closet
You are already wearing your jacket

Answer 3

Wake Up!! You're having that dream again.