things I would have loved to have told bosses from years ago are:
1. thanks for giving me my own office, your work and the responsibility that went with it.
2. sorry i smashed your fingers in my drawer when you reached from behind me to look down my top
3. sorry i couldn't answer the phone when you demanded it when my mother was on her deathbed on the other phone.
4. thanks for saying you'd back me and write me a good reference to get into law school, and let me use your law books, and thanks for the computer, and the large money bonuses.
PS..those were three different bosses
2007-09-10 23:07:58
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answered by sophieb 7
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My boss at work I don't really come in contact with except on the rare occasion on the phone.
My other boss is God. I would say to him. Stop fu__ing me around and answer my prayers. Also I am getting sick of helping bloody people I don't even know very well. Also get me some human contact or I will explode.
2007-09-11 06:05:15
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answer #2
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answered by Anonymous
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Go Eat A Dick
**** You
Go To Hell
2007-09-11 06:07:26
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answered by Anonymous
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oh my dear...you could not have picked a better morning for me...to ask this question:
she has no backbone
she is a liar
and finally if she would just work with me...i would make her look so d*mn good...
yes i am a little upset today...still from yesterday...and these things may get said IRL
2007-09-11 06:48:41
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answered by Daisy 6
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well...
- why do you have a BMW and a Mercedes and 3 four-weelers and two villas, whereas you pay a labor guy no more than $200 a month...
- don't you think that if you respected your people you would get more out of them... hello!
- I QUIT...!
and i did quit my job last month... lol :)
2007-09-11 08:41:22
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answered by basharho 6
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1. Thankyou for a lovely lunch
2. Thankyou for being a great boss
3. Thankyou for taking me for a driving lesson
2007-09-11 06:02:18
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answered by Teash 5
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1. You fired the wrong person.
2. You are on the wrong side of office politics.
3. You are prejudiced. (In this case, it's reverse racism).
edit: wasn't me that got fired, was another person--white.
2007-09-11 06:02:30
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answer #7
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answered by ♠♥ Miss Zora ♦♣ 5
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you are the worst boss in the world
you don't pay your employees enough
im not coming into work today
2007-09-11 06:06:23
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answered by David G 5
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1) Stop being a raging b-i-t-c-h
2) Get your head out of the other bosses a-r-s-e
3) I quit
2007-09-11 06:05:44
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answered by Cato Says "Kalamaloo" 4
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first, I will tell the boss, * I wished to have a pay rise *
Second, * I wants to be promoted *
third, * I wants to replace you *
2007-09-11 06:03:08
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answered by chicken_satay91 2
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