this guy at my school keeps sayin to me that i smoke and like calls me a smoker and i need a good comeback to shut him up
any suggestion???
2007-09-10 20:08:05 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
I DONT SMOKE
2007-09-13 02:56:25 · update #1
Just tell him to blow it out his a55
2007-09-10 20:14:56 · answer #1 · answered by ~Josie~ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i like imrt's answer. if u arent a smoker make sure that there isnt a reason for him calling you that..maybe someone at home smokes cause i know the smell can linger-maybe aska friend or try some different deo.
if you are a smoker i feel so sorry for you, u can really smell it and i couldnt imagine cutting off half my life by starting smoking at this age[ or any age] it really stinks. if you dont then there is nothing wrong and i suggest the comebacks above, by having a positive comeback actually works best ive found, they get confused and they cant say u have a temper problem then. i went through 3 years at school just yelling and stuff at guys who were losers at me and it did nothing but once i lightenedup a bit and just brushewd it off lo and behold it worked wonders and they actually stopped! goodluck :)
2007-09-11 05:17:15 · answer #2 · answered by unknown 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So tell him he drinks too much and call him an alcohalic! lol well going back and forth won't really solve anything. I'd probably just walk right up to him and ask him if that makes him feel better? Just be like "wow thanks for thinking of me" If you show somebody that them picking on you doesn't bother them, that'll drive them crazy and odds are, he'll leave you alone. Just know that he's a stupid immature boy and he'll get what's coming to him later.
2007-09-11 03:14:27 · answer #3 · answered by cjb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he thinks you smoke and the best thing he can think to call you is "smoker" then you have ALREADY WON.
2007-09-11 03:14:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lung transplants are successful. Personality transplants are yet to be invented. They could freeze your brain for you when your body dies but there would be little point as it is already dead.
2007-09-11 03:16:59 · answer #5 · answered by tantalite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call him a c o c k s u c k e r that should shut him up.
2007-09-11 03:14:56 · answer #6 · answered by hector v 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you ARE a smoker, tell him "...And? I didn't know I needed your permission, your jackassedness."
If you AREN'T a smoker, tell him "You're just jealous cause I won't put my mouth on you."
They both work.....if he keeps buggin, though....tell him to blow himself.
2007-09-11 03:48:34 · answer #7 · answered by imrt70 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me!
2007-09-11 03:14:07 · answer #8 · answered by crazycovey21 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
juz look at him as if he's very lame. then say "tsk tsk tsk"
nex time juz laugh sarcarstically at his joke
2007-09-11 03:15:22 · answer #9 · answered by SlimShady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i can stop smokin shaem you cant do anyhting about that face of yours
hope it helped
2007-09-11 03:14:33 · answer #10 · answered by lovestoned 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋