These persons can be living or dead, but they HAVE to be Famous or Infamous.
Please list the class, its easier to read. Be creative & have fun.
Remember Wacky answers are great, too.
1. English
2. Mathematics
3. Sex Education
4. Home Economics
5. Shop
6. Sociology
7. History
8. Any Foreign Language: Your choice
9. Any Science: Your choice
10. Psychology
2007-09-10 16:55:20 · 9 answers · asked by ♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥ 7 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
English- Yackov Smirnoff- Why? Because in this mish mash melting pot of America....why not?
Mathematics- Paris Hilton- I mean come on...the endless comedy in watching her try to teach the subject would be so worth it
Sex Education- No...not Paris Hilton again....I'm gonna go with Ron Jeremy (if you don't know who that is, look it up...he's quite infamous...heh) No one knows more about the body than Ron Jeremy...heh heh heh
Home Economics- Martha Stewart- It's obvious, I know, but I've always wanted a chance to heckle that woman
Shop- Jessica Simpson. Similar reason to Paris Hilton, but here you have someone with a head SO empty she'd probably rivet herself to sheet metal every day....I mean, comedy galore here
Sociology- Jeffrey Dahmer....teaching us all how to exhibit cultural faux paus on a daily basis...
History- Jesse Jackson....I could at last teach HIM what the civil rights movement was about and where it's all escaped him....
German- Arnold Schwarzenegger....the rumor is his German is even worse than his english
Chemistry- Oppenheimer.....Forget about showing baking soda/vinegar reactions...let's go straight to atomic bombs, shall we?
Psychology- The Marquis De Sade.....any questions? lol!!
2007-09-10 18:14:46 · answer #1 · answered by Cheese 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1. English - Anyone from the Royal Family - no one can understand anything they say.
2. Mathematics - Einstein of course.
3. Sex Education - Dr. Ruth
4. Home Economics - Martha Stewart
5. Shop - Tim the Tool Man Taylor
6. Sociology - Martin Luther King, Jr.
7. History - Winston Churchill
8. Spanish - Antonio Banderas (for the obvious reasons)
9. Science - Stephen Hawking (Physics and Astronimics)
10. Psychology - Miss Piggy - she's been running game for years!
Hey Carolsandytoes!! We picked 3 of the same ones. And I don't even know you.
2007-09-11 01:36:36 · answer #2 · answered by HipHopGrandma 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. English - George W. Bush
2. Mathematics - Al Gore
3. Sex Education - Jenna Jameson
4. Home Economics - Martha Stewart
5. Shop - Tim Taylor (character on Home Improvement)
6. Sociology - I'd skip this for extra credit in class #3
7. History - Jesus
8. French- Pepe le Pew
9. Scientology - Tom Cruise
10. Psychology - Hanibal Lecter
2007-09-10 17:06:58 · answer #3 · answered by Coach McGuirk 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
English: Billy Ray Cyrus
Math: Aristotle
Sex Ed: Paris Hilton, Anna Nicole Smith or Lionel Richie (ex-pimp)
Home Ec: Martha Stewart or Rachel Ray
Shop: Jesus for wood shop
Sociology: George Bush (not!) Princess Diana
History: Sylvia Browne (she sees into everyone's past)
French: Napoleon Bonaparte
Chemistry: Bill Nye the Science Guy
Psychology: Kathy Griffin
2007-09-12 10:53:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK, this one would be for English: The character of Bill Rego played by Danny DeVitto in Renaissance Man.
The character in the movie teaches a group of young men and a woman, who are lacking in general comprehension skills, how to function better so they can make it through Army Basic Training.
He uses Hamlet as his tool of choice and just from watching the movie and then doing a little bit of research to verify the accuracy of the information presented in the movie, I have a much better understanding of that literary classic then I ever did in High School.
His style for reaching these young people was so non-teacherish that is was in reality very effective.
If there were real teachers who were more like the character, as portrayed by Danny DeVitto, then I think the educational standards in this country (or at least my state) would improve 100% and there would be no more students dropping out of school from boredom.
For Sex Education: How about Former President Bill Clinton! No further explanation needed!
2007-09-10 17:15:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
English - Johnny Depp
Maths - Mark Ruffalo
Sex Ed - Ryan Gosling
Home Ec - Kate Winslet
Shop - Jensen Ackles
Sociology - Matthew Perry's character Chandler on Friends
History - Denzel Washington
Foreign Lang. - Catherine Zeta Jones
Social Science - Oprah
Psychology - Matt Damon
2007-09-10 19:09:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. English-----------------Charo
2. Mathematics---------Albert Einstein
3. Sex Education-------Brad Pitt
4. Home Economics--Lucy Ricardo
5. Shop--------------------Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor
6. Sociology-------------George W. Bush
7. History-----------------Mr. Peabody
8. Foreign Language--Antonio Banderas
9. Science---------------Wyle E. Coyote
10. Psychology---------Oprah's Personal Chef
2007-09-10 18:38:52 · answer #7 · answered by CarolSandyToes1 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
english-jackie chan
mathmatics-donald trump
sex ed- hugh jackman
home ec-martha stewart
shop-bob villa
sociology-patrick stewart
history- sitting bull
spanish-antonio banderas
biology-hugh jackman
psychology=patrick stewart
2007-09-10 17:21:46 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ cat furrever ♥ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes! My Dad...The Doctors lied to us and they killed him....
2016-05-17 04:17:02 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋