Nah, the true signs of a good weekend
1.You realize you don't remember what happened the entire weekend.
2. You "come to" in a jail cell next to your best friend saying "damn, NOW THAT was fun!"
3. There's someone's name tattooed on your @ss, and you have no idea who it is
4. Every muscle in your body is sore as hell, even muscles you didn't you had
5. There's like 50 messages on your voicemail- from guys (or girls even) you don't remember meeting
6. The wig under your pillow and the high heels jammed into your ceiling
7. You get a "damage" bill from the hotel staff
8. The jacuzzi is still partially full of some kind of alcohol
9. Your mom calls and tells you "I USED to be so proud of you, I'm not mad- just disappointed"
10. Everyone in your neighbourhood starts referring to your household as "those people".
11. Where the hell did we leave the car?
12. Charlie Sheen calls you- a lot.
13. Snoop Dogg is jealous of your "wild weekend".
14. Comedy Central ends up throwing you a Roast.
15. You end up with your own reality T.V. show on MTV.
2007-09-10 16:54:14
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answered by smeelola 6
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It was a REALLY good weekend when you can wake up Monday morning and read the obituaries and not find you're name in it!!lol
2007-09-10 23:48:14
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answered by stoutunicorn 6
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When it is Monday morning and the last thing I remember is Friday night.
2007-09-10 23:47:37
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answered by Severus 5
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it was a really good weekend when you are still smiling on monday morning
2007-09-10 23:49:57
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answered by darlin12009 5
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That or how many days does it take you to get the house cleaned or how many bags of trash and beer cans you collect from your house. Those are good barometers as well.
2007-09-11 08:43:27
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answered by Anonymous
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count the women you have to kick out of your house. If it was more than you started with on Thursday, it was a good weekend. (IF you REMEMBER, it was a GREAT weekend)
2007-09-10 23:47:49
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answered by dadforfive 6
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That's one good measure of a weekend's quality!
2007-09-10 23:48:39
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answered by Anonymous
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Not being a Browns fan would have been a good start!
2007-09-10 23:49:09
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answered by Answer Master Dude 5
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You know it was good when you keep thinking back to what you did or what you were doing and it makes you laugh or gives you butterflies.
2007-09-10 23:49:24
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answered by Kylie 6
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When USC wins on Saturday.
2007-09-10 23:49:03
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answered by Judas Rabbi 7
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