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I am lmao at some answers I've been reading; sometimes I laugh more at answers given on here than I did all day! Please, tell me something funny, or whatever.......Thanks!

2007-09-10 16:29:55 · 12 answers · asked by ~Josie~ 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

12 answers

Something funny.....

Couldn't resist!!!

2007-09-10 16:35:29 · answer #1 · answered by Who is that red head??? 6 · 1 0

Subject: Courtroom Drama >>Columbus, OH (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Franklin County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a courtruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history ofbeing beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody tohis aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiringthat family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. >>The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat himmore than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. Whenthe judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boycried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainderof the immediate family and learning that domestic violence wasapparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedentedstep of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. >>After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the childwelfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Universityof Michigan Wolverines, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable ofbeating anyone.

2007-09-11 00:17:58 · answer #2 · answered by Ronnie 3 · 1 0

these people so arent funny.


my grandma is the excersice nazis. she works out constantly. she is 68 years old. one time she called me a hermot, cause i wanted to live in the country. actualy she said i was going to be a hermit who lived all alone with 80 cats. my grandma likes to drink alittle. actually all her brothers and sister do. one time my grandpa hung my sisters underwere the antina of his car. and my grandma has wore my sisters bra on her head.

2007-09-10 23:46:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Get some rope and tie it tightly around you neck to hold what ever that is that's falling from your chest.

2007-09-10 23:42:24 · answer #4 · answered by dizzymom 4 · 1 0

Is your fawcett running? Then you better go chase it. Ba Da Ba Pa!

2007-09-10 23:38:42 · answer #5 · answered by Mo 7 · 2 0

Will You Run Where I Can Watch Your **** Bounce?

2007-09-10 23:38:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Josie and the pussycats

2007-09-11 14:08:15 · answer #7 · answered by Balrog 2 · 1 0

I would a** rape a monkey. Not kidding. I'm one crazy mother ducker betch.

2007-09-10 23:38:13 · answer #8 · answered by skrdude8389 5 · 1 0

"Don't judge me, monkey"
Quote from a movie, Grandma's Boy . . . . Hilarious movie!!

♪♫ L

2007-09-10 23:41:00 · answer #9 · answered by lanalang 5 · 1 0

Nobody knows how dry I am. . How wet I'll be, if I don't find a place to pee.

2007-09-11 10:41:40 · answer #10 · answered by byroneann 3 · 2 0

Hey,How are you doing??? "I'm Fine as Hair on a Frog."...
Don't use it.....I have it copyrighted....hehe

2007-09-11 10:00:35 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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