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Question

Now, I'm sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little ***** that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.

Okay /g/, here's the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the ******* skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little ****'s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little **** he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming "****! ****!". Now, my good friend, Tom we'll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting "****! MAYBE HE DIDN'T GET IT! ****!". By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.

Here's the kicker, /g/, I look her straight in the eye and say, 'Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I'm... I'm ******* HIV POSITIVE.

And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just ****** up big time because his mom isn't defending his ***. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my **** from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the **** she is.

I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.

Answer 1

I saw a girl sitting in a shopping cart the other day...screaming!! She was AT LEAST 8....IN A CART...SCREAMING ... she was NOT retarded...just a brat!!

My 5 year old and 1 year old just stared...I know exactly how you feel about these kids!!!!

Answer 2

That is priceless, just priceless!

I would have called the cops and made a huge scene and wanted the mother to be brought up on charges for not controlling her obviously dangerous child. Maybe even started screaming about permanent scars and suing the store for a pattern of allowing uncontrolled children.

But HIV, now that is rich! Reminds me of the time word got back to me my first husband was screwing the town skank. When I cornered her at the grocery store, she thought I was going to try and kick her butt, instead I just walked up and said, "you want him, you can have him, but you ought to go get checked, he has herpes". Then I walked away...

Answer 3

This kind of crap always baffles me - not your reaction, but that the kid thinks it's cool to go around biting people! I mean, WTF???!! My eldest tried biting once - her dad - and she got spanked for it.

I wonder what the hell is wrong with some parents today - let their kids do anything they damn well please in public places. My kids threw fits, I picked up my purse, picked up the kid and let my shopping cart in the store. Took the kid out. Store didn't mind - they only had my cart to deal with, and not the screaming kid. In fact, on one occasion, after i took the podling home to dad, I came back and my cart was up front -the manager told me he'd put back the perishables, but knew I'd be back. And thanked me for calming the situation.

People need to teach their kids manners for public - and private - behavior - and not feel bad about dealing with their child in public. Truly, the rest of us would applaud them.

Sorry to hear you got bit so hard you bled - little monkey. I'd go get checked yourself, or at least make sure your tetanus shot is up to date - human bites are the worst in the world, for germs, infectious diseases, etc.

Answer 4

aybe that would teach both Mom and brat a lesson. Maybe they learn to respect other people once and for all .

Answer 5

Now I want to get bit so I can do the same thing.