He never really liked any of you. He was just being polite.
2007-09-10 10:25:26
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answer #1
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answered by rtanys 6
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Epitaphs are a little bit like Wills - you don't really want to think about them, but I would like: She rests as she lived - with a smile on her face.
2007-09-10 10:32:02
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answer #2
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answered by Anonymous
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She Spread Joy
2007-09-10 10:24:40
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answer #3
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answered by diannegoodwin@sbcglobal.net 7
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I like Spike Milligans' headstone, which says, 'I told you I wasn't well'
2007-09-10 10:34:09
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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Here lies John Bunn
He was killed by a gun
His name was not Bunn but Wood
But Wood would not rhyme with gun but Bunn would.
(My Dad used to recite this when I was a kid)
2007-09-10 10:32:29
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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May the Lord have Taken Me.
2007-09-10 10:28:26
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answer #6
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answered by Galahad 7
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He lived life to the full and always had a smile
2007-09-10 10:24:48
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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As they lay me down to rest
And all has come to pass
I wish to be buried
Upside down
So the world can kiss my ***
2007-09-10 10:27:38
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answer #8
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answered by Nexus6 6
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One cool chick
2007-09-10 10:27:29
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answered by Anonymous
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"I told you I was ill!" Or something else funny, I'd want people to smile when they visit my grave...but not in a twisted way while rubbing their hands, or anything like that!
These ones are quite funny: http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-dumb-quotes-questions-sayings/funny-epitaphs.html
2007-09-10 10:34:44
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answer #10
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answered by Anonymous
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