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Written on your headstone or in a book of remembrance.

2007-09-10 10:20:44 · 33 answers · asked by Ilkie 7 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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He never really liked any of you. He was just being polite.

2007-09-10 10:25:26 · answer #1 · answered by rtanys 6 · 4 0

Epitaphs are a little bit like Wills - you don't really want to think about them, but I would like: She rests as she lived - with a smile on her face.

2007-09-10 10:32:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

She Spread Joy

2007-09-10 10:24:40 · answer #3 · answered by diannegoodwin@sbcglobal.net 7 · 1 0

I like Spike Milligans' headstone, which says, 'I told you I wasn't well'

2007-09-10 10:34:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Here lies John Bunn
He was killed by a gun
His name was not Bunn but Wood
But Wood would not rhyme with gun but Bunn would.

(My Dad used to recite this when I was a kid)

2007-09-10 10:32:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

May the Lord have Taken Me.

2007-09-10 10:28:26 · answer #6 · answered by Galahad 7 · 1 0

He lived life to the full and always had a smile

2007-09-10 10:24:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

As they lay me down to rest
And all has come to pass
I wish to be buried
Upside down
So the world can kiss my ***

2007-09-10 10:27:38 · answer #8 · answered by Nexus6 6 · 3 0

One cool chick

2007-09-10 10:27:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

"I told you I was ill!" Or something else funny, I'd want people to smile when they visit my grave...but not in a twisted way while rubbing their hands, or anything like that!

These ones are quite funny: http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-dumb-quotes-questions-sayings/funny-epitaphs.html

2007-09-10 10:34:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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