What has US Senator Larry Craig taught us (all of us) about using the restrooms in airporrts?

Answer 1

Don't 'accidentally' brush your foot against that of an undercover cop in the next stall.

And if you do - make sure not to plead guilty to lesser charges if you were actually innocent.

Answer 2

1.) Don't pick up things from OTHER PEOPLES STALL's

2.) Don't stand in front of a stall peering in and then go into an empty one next to the one you've been peeping in when there are other stalls available

3.) Don't listen to your gay buddies when they tell you the "cool way" to hook up with another gay--you might get caught !!

4.) Never stick you foot over into another stall and rub it up and down that persons foot.

Answer 3

I will allow my bladder to rupture before I go into an airport bathroom- I would absolutely freak out if somebody hit on me in the potty.

Answer 4

Don't try to clean up papers on the stall floors, don't look for "boogies" on the bottom of the divider and most of all, keep your feet in your own stall. P.S. No peeking into other stalls.

Answer 5

Let's all just use the restroom for its intended purpose from now on!

Answer 6

That not everyone is there to pea. Evidently there's some kind of secret gay sex code, so if you hear toe tapping, you should probably get out before you hear other things too.

Answer 7

Carry a sharpened pencil in your shirt pocket and use it to stab any wayward hands or eyes.

Answer 8

It's probably not a good place to pick up strange men, unless you have an affinity for strange men.

Answer 9

MSP airport has gloryholes, must be all those male flight attendants. Just use public toilets for pee and poo, not handjobs and buttsex.

Answer 10

Go #2 BEFORE going to the airport.