i want something i can put on the inside to make him laugh
2007-09-10 08:25:32 · 7 answers · asked by robbygolfs73 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Happy Birthday Dad......send money!
2007-09-10 08:31:05 · answer #1 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, last year I bought a card for my dad that went kinda like this:
On the cover, there was a picture of a golf course, and a son gripping a club with his dad looking on. But you could only see till the halfway point of his arm. You couldn't see the grip, hands, club. It said, "Dad, you've always told me to keep a firm grip, head down, and a wide stance (then you open the card) and it says: "When standing next to the toilet!"
So you assume he's teaching him how to play golf, but he's actually teaching him to pee.
2007-09-10 11:28:54 · answer #2 · answered by SG 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell him you're going to get a job and have a plan to become completely self-sufficient financially inside of 1 year.
2007-09-10 08:40:43 · answer #3 · answered by GENE 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Confetti that's what my friends do and it pops out all over funny! And just write Happy Birthday!
2007-09-10 09:03:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ode to Dad....
Add on another year,
Have another beer,
So what if ya have gray hair,
After that beer whose gonna care?
Hey Dad you rock,forever the man,
Next time you use the bathroom,
grab the air freshner can!>=)
2007-09-10 08:43:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cover: Don't lose this card...
Inside: It's your present!
2007-09-10 08:40:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're not getting old, just ripe!
You're aging like fine wine!
You're HOW old?
2007-09-10 08:32:03 · answer #7 · answered by summergirl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋