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I have a small penis.

And as for the phrase: you'll never hear a man say "I'm a little lost-- can you tell me how to get to..."

hahaha

2007-09-10 07:59:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 15 0

* Here honey, you can have the remote. The Antiques Roadshow is way more interesting than SportsCenter.

* No, I don't think I want to have sex right now.

* I give up. We're lost. Let me stop and ask directions.

2007-09-10 09:33:17 · answer #2 · answered by sylvia 6 · 2 0

You will never! OVERHEAR (if they don't know a woman is listening...) one man say to another man...:

"I really admire her mind and her skills! She's very good at the job here. She deserved the promotion."

Never. It is genetically impossible, I think...
}:>

2007-09-10 08:41:34 · answer #3 · answered by Ja'aj };> 6 · 1 0

Oh gracious,i don't know. My goodness,you do ask the questions! Of all the nerve! I'm not putting up with this anymore! I'm going back to my mother!
And THAT'S FINAL.

2007-09-10 08:01:41 · answer #4 · answered by Galahad 7 · 6 0

Honey, does my butt look big in these pants?????????????

lets just cuddle

not now I'm not in the mood

I hate porn

why don't you rest , I'll cook dinner tonight

why don't you let me clean the house

2007-09-10 08:04:33 · answer #5 · answered by laura seeks the Kwisatz Haderach 4 · 2 0

I am absolutely livid! The cable went out so my TIVO didn't record "The View"!

2007-09-10 08:31:54 · answer #6 · answered by Jewls 3 · 1 0

Soap drops in Prison shower - "I'll get it."

Wanna watch Sleepless in Seattle?

2007-09-10 08:03:51 · answer #7 · answered by VTSOXFAN 4 · 3 0

"honey do we have to have sex? can't we just cuddle?"
"hey! there's a really good romantic comedy on the hallmark channel"
"here's the remote. you decide what we'll watch tonight."

2007-09-10 08:11:56 · answer #8 · answered by John r 6 · 3 0

As a man it would have to be no I don't want sex today.

2007-09-10 08:05:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Damn, that itches, I must have a yeast infection. Can I borrow a pad?

2007-09-10 08:05:39 · answer #10 · answered by MT C 6 · 2 0

Come go to the bathroom with me

Do these jeans make me look fat

hold my purse

is he looking at my butt

2007-09-10 08:02:03 · answer #11 · answered by mscute1lori 4 · 7 0

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