What are some websites online where you can buy a baby monkey from.
2007-09-10 07:30:09 · 16 answers · asked by fire 1 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
that's a cute question, lol idk why, but it made me laugh.
probably google it i guess.
2007-09-10 07:33:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Before you go forward, you should check if it is legal to own a monkey wehere you live. Most U.S. states have made it illegal. Also, monkeys make awful pets and if you still want to buy one, online is a terrible way to go. You have no idea under what conditions the animals are being raised or the reputation of the person you are buying from.
2007-09-10 07:37:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's illegal to have animals shipped to you. If you want to simply buy a monkey and drive there and get it, go to www.buyanimalsonline.com and register there. You must speak with a representative but that's the best source of information.
2007-09-10 07:42:23 · answer #3 · answered by tarathilien 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First I wouldn't keep him in my closet. I would keep him in my bathroom (only I have the key) plus, it would be a mini recreational area for him (and I could toilet train him). I wouldn't give him just bananas, fresh fruits and vegetables are key in any monkeys development. My father would never ever noticed, unless it made more noise then my sister (she's quite loud). My mum doesn't go into my room, sooo... I've given it a disturbing amount of thought...
2016-05-21 05:44:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why would you want to...once a monkey reaches sexual maturity they tend to flip switch and become very visious...
they also need at least 12hours a day of attention...
they are illegal to own in most states...
they are messy and VERY destructive...
and EXPENSIVE to care for.
are you ready for a new born baby with a 2 yr olds tempertantrums, 4yr olds curiosity, 8yr olds dextrity, and a 16yr olds moodswings?
no?
then a monkey is not for you...
seamonkies might be better!
2007-09-10 08:57:47 · answer #5 · answered by Gems 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Leather so so...hahaha loved your answer...that was from Dane Cook right? lol....this is so funny because my fiance wants a monkey really bad..but I have heard nothing but bad things...lol sorry to say, they do take a lot of attention and they are actually pretty dirty...lol...but um I would just say Google it...I don't know...haha good luck
2007-09-10 07:46:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
For a barrel of fun with a barrel of monkeys
that won't drive you bananas,
check out the links, below!
(no monkey business, now!) ;)
2007-09-10 08:05:15 · answer #7 · answered by skaizun 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in most places it is illegal to own a primate without first having a license from the DNR. so before you buy one find out your local laws about ownership of primates. also just remember that when a monkey reaches puberty they have a tendency to ejaculate and throw it at you. they also do this with their poop at all ages. know what your getting yourself into BEFORE you buy
2007-09-10 07:42:37 · answer #8 · answered by g g 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why!?
Monkeys do not make good pets unless you have 10-12 hours of the day to devote to them!
Please get a cat!
2007-09-10 07:33:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
idk but i wanna know too! I want a monkey so bad...I know they fling poop and stuff...THATS WHY I WANT ONE! I dont want a freakin nice monkey that does nothing. I want a pain. I want to come home from work and know that somewhere theres a monkey in the house that might attack me! xD
2007-09-10 07:40:02 · answer #10 · answered by Change of Venue (Not In Use) 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hahahaha aww I've always wanted a monkey too but holy crap they crave a lot of attention.. just like a little human baby lol. Please take good care of it if you really get one.. :(
2007-09-10 07:37:39 · answer #11 · answered by ♪Elan♪ 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋