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Hello, Earth? Yeah... got your message about the rent. The thing is, I already spent all of the rent money I had set aside. Yeah... I used the money to build a space ship, a shelter on mars. Oh! I also bought a gigantic nuclear warhead, and drilled a hole to your hot iron core. Yeah, so I'd appreciate it if you'd leave me alone about the rent.

2007-09-10 05:59:40 · answer #1 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 1 0

Can't, gotta pay the light bill, cable bill, and I can't live without my cell phone. Haave you seen how much gas is. Boy, it costs a lot to fill up my truck. Hey, I sent 20 bucks to Greenpeace once, I think.

2007-09-10 13:45:20 · answer #2 · answered by PenguinMan 4 · 0 0

I'll give the Earth the jar of pennies I have in the closet

2007-09-10 12:56:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Bush just ramrodded another $859 Trillion demand for it. It gaurantees we keep spinning (our heads, that is!)

2007-09-11 05:13:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The usual..I ask my college coach to get my back. But in my town..I rabbit the beast.Good Luck.

2007-09-10 13:01:22 · answer #5 · answered by kit walker 6 · 0 0

I'll wait for the eviction notice.

2007-09-10 12:56:17 · answer #6 · answered by General Leon Pleasant 6 · 1 0

Just flant it baby. Trust me you'll get the money.

2007-09-10 12:56:45 · answer #7 · answered by cheery 3 · 0 0

I stripped my way into this mess and I'll strip my way out!

2007-09-10 16:04:56 · answer #8 · answered by Closed for business 5 · 0 0

Damnit! I'll have to sell the goodies again

2007-09-10 12:55:57 · answer #9 · answered by Boom Boom! 6 · 1 0

OMG Please don't send the boys again!! Not the boys! I swear I'll do something. Do you know a good place where they buy kidneys?

2007-09-10 14:56:40 · answer #10 · answered by Way Out There 6 · 0 0

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