He uses the 'Butterknife of Despair' ...
Unless he's really in a bad mood, in which case, he brings out the gasoline-powered 'Riding Trowel of Ultimate Woe' ...
2007-09-12 07:12:34
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answered by Ajsansker 7
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With all the lies and deceit going around I think a spatula is a bit too small,more like a shovel...here you can have my spatula....
2007-09-10 05:46:25
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answer #2
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answered by Barbara D 6
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The spatula is always wanted, but the plunger is always needed.. Why dont we set up another arm thingy, this one with a spatula, you would make a great addition to any BBQ.
2007-09-10 06:06:49
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answered by Rowan 7
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To an unbeliever qoute to him Romans 3:23 and 1 John 1:8. To a Christian qoute 2 Corinthians 5:21 and Hebrews 8:12 God bless you
2016-05-21 03:52:26
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answered by ? 3
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Okay, now don't be silly. Spatulas are just a man-made notion created to strike fear in the hearts of mankind.
2007-09-11 17:12:17
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answered by sueflower 6
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Sure add culinary genius to the list of what satan can do for you.
You get yourself a spatula and be an advocate. I have faith in ya!
:)
2007-09-10 05:47:44
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answered by Nurse Winchester 6
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I always pictured him using a power washer thingie. I'll get you a spatula.
2007-09-10 06:15:19
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answered by Anonymous
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I think he uses a "spork" and that is why Satan is so p*ssed off all the time, sporks don't spread very well. I bought him a set of cake-icing tools so that he could spread evil and then decorate it as well (ANYTHING to annoy the religious right) but he is a creature of habit and prefers his stupid spork.
So.....are you gonna finish that sandwich?
2007-09-10 08:25:33
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answered by Anonymous
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Spray bottle, it only takes a fine mist to cover vast areas with pure evil.
2007-09-10 05:46:50
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answered by wwhrd 7
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He uses an airbrush with a heavy-duty industrial grade compressor. That guy's got some waaaay mad skillz, too.
2007-09-10 05:54:37
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answered by Anonymous
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