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I've always wanted a spatula, and that's no lie!!

2007-09-10 05:43:17 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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He uses the 'Butterknife of Despair' ...

Unless he's really in a bad mood, in which case, he brings out the gasoline-powered 'Riding Trowel of Ultimate Woe' ...

2007-09-12 07:12:34 · answer #1 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 1 0

With all the lies and deceit going around I think a spatula is a bit too small,more like a shovel...here you can have my spatula....

2007-09-10 05:46:25 · answer #2 · answered by Barbara D 6 · 3 0

The spatula is always wanted, but the plunger is always needed.. Why dont we set up another arm thingy, this one with a spatula, you would make a great addition to any BBQ.

2007-09-10 06:06:49 · answer #3 · answered by Rowan 7 · 2 0

To an unbeliever qoute to him Romans 3:23 and 1 John 1:8. To a Christian qoute 2 Corinthians 5:21 and Hebrews 8:12 God bless you

2016-05-21 03:52:26 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Okay, now don't be silly. Spatulas are just a man-made notion created to strike fear in the hearts of mankind.

2007-09-11 17:12:17 · answer #5 · answered by sueflower 6 · 1 0

Sure add culinary genius to the list of what satan can do for you.
You get yourself a spatula and be an advocate. I have faith in ya!
:)

2007-09-10 05:47:44 · answer #6 · answered by Nurse Winchester 6 · 2 0

I always pictured him using a power washer thingie. I'll get you a spatula.

2007-09-10 06:15:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I think he uses a "spork" and that is why Satan is so p*ssed off all the time, sporks don't spread very well. I bought him a set of cake-icing tools so that he could spread evil and then decorate it as well (ANYTHING to annoy the religious right) but he is a creature of habit and prefers his stupid spork.

So.....are you gonna finish that sandwich?

2007-09-10 08:25:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Spray bottle, it only takes a fine mist to cover vast areas with pure evil.

2007-09-10 05:46:50 · answer #9 · answered by wwhrd 7 · 4 0

He uses an airbrush with a heavy-duty industrial grade compressor. That guy's got some waaaay mad skillz, too.

2007-09-10 05:54:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

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