There are always two ways to look at everything, I guess.
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asks, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
2007-09-10 05:29:11 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Kelly: This is a joke....please star if you think it's funny.
Thanks! :-)
2007-09-10 05:33:18 · update #1
LOL
GOOD CALL
I THOUGHT YOU WERE TELLING A TRUE STORY THEN
BLONDE MOMENT!!
2007-09-10 14:38:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROTFL.. very very humorous specially enjoyed An previous guy is going to the Wizard to ask him if he can do away with a curse he has been residing with for the final 40 years. The Wizard says, "perhaps, yet you will could tell me the precise words that have been used to place the curse on you". The previous guy says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you guy and spouse."
2016-10-10 07:40:09 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2007-09-10 05:33:17 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ Etheria ♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL Sounds like my highschool girlfriend!
2007-09-10 05:33:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought that was funny. I could picture myself saying that to my man. Ha ha.
2007-09-10 05:34:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Celebrating?? lol
2007-09-10 05:33:32 · answer #6 · answered by Who is that red head??? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMFAO! That will be me I swear! I will be drinking in celebration if mine ever ends! lol
Hugs!
2007-09-10 07:23:12 · answer #7 · answered by Angel of Death says F-IT! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE-THE HUSBAND SEES A DRUNK AND HIS WIFE SEES HIS EX CELEBRATING BECAUSE THE EX DIDN'T GET HIM.
2007-09-10 05:33:11 · answer #8 · answered by KAREBEAR 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-09-10 05:33:01 · answer #9 · answered by bethany7519 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha...that's really funny!! I liked this one. :0)
2007-09-10 05:36:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋