mother is walking with her five year-old son through the zoo when they reach the elephant cage. The boy looks with amazement at the large beast and asks his mom, "What's that long thing hanging down from the elephant?"
His mother replies "That's his trunk".
The little boy goes, "I know that, the thing to the other side of the trunk."
The mom replies "Oh, that's his tail".
The boy goes, "I know that! No, what's that big thing hanging down in between the trunk and tail."
The mother, wanting to avoid this subject all together, just says "Oh, that's nothing" and whisks him off to the next exhibit.
Two weeks later he goes to the same zoo with his dad. They are at the elephant exhibit and he asks his dad "What's that long thing hanging down from the elephant?"
The dad replies, "That's his trunk."
"No, behind that!" says the kid.
"Oh, well that's his tail" replies the father.
"NO, in-between the trunk and the tail!" yells the kid.
"Oh, well,son,that's his...
2007-09-10 05:25:21 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
penis."
"Oh, but mommy said it was nothing!"
"That's because your mommy has been spoiled son."
2007-09-10 05:26:03 · update #1
FOMCL. 9/10
2007-09-10 05:30:20 · answer #1 · answered by nana4dakids 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it.
2007-09-10 12:31:11 · answer #2 · answered by *Fletch* 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
kinda cute
2007-09-10 12:28:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny but could be better on the end tho!!!!!!
2007-09-10 12:33:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahah..too funny
2007-09-10 12:29:38 · answer #5 · answered by Myžtikal 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i was hopeing for a better ending!!
2007-09-10 12:29:56 · answer #6 · answered by 100% ♥Creole♥ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lol....I liked it.
2007-09-10 12:30:54 · answer #7 · answered by Who is that red head??? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!! ;0)
2007-09-10 12:28:39 · answer #8 · answered by ~*LilDebbie=BigDeborah*~ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, it's great
2007-09-10 12:30:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny....
2007-09-10 12:29:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋