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Here is some hints;

Statement: "I'm a Romantic."
True Meaning: "I'm poor."

Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about."
True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."

Statement: "I really want to get to know you better."
True Meaning: "So I can tell my friends about it."

Statement: "She's kinda cute."
True Meaning: "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the head might be necessary."

Statement: "I don't know if I like her."
True Meaning: "She won't sleep with me."

Statement: "Was it good for you?"
True Meaning: "I'm insecure about my manhood."

Statement: "I had a wonderful time last night."
True Meaning: "Who are you?"

Statement: "Do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you might find out."

Statement: "I have something to tell you."
True Meaning: "Get tested."

2007-09-10 05:02:24 · 33 answers · asked by Yummy♥Mummy 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

33 answers

Hay looks like you got me sussed damn I thought my lies were starting to seduce you never mind I learn`t a lesson 2 some blonde's are smart x x x x lol

2007-09-10 05:30:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

How about what women really want...
1)You want
= You want
2)We need
= I want
3)It's your decision
= The correct decision should be obvious by now.
4)Do what you want
= You'll pay for this later.
5)We need to talk
= I need to complain
6)Sure... go ahead
= I don't want you to.
7)I'm not upset
= Of course I'm upset, you moron!
8)You're ... so manly
= You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
9)You're certainly attentive tonight.
= Is sex all you ever think about?
10)I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!
= I'm on my period.

2007-09-10 05:12:09 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

And women are just a life support system for breasts and a vagina....u asked for it. That's what u want to hear from us. There's no difference between men and women these days.

If ur gonna play u have to be willing to take 50% of the responsibility.

2007-09-10 05:33:47 · answer #3 · answered by Third Day 5 · 0 1

A mother to their children, a chef in the kitchen, a maid around the house and a whore in the bedroom (sorry about the language but thats the truth) if you are a woman you can fill those needs then apply in writing to...............

2007-09-10 05:11:55 · answer #4 · answered by Patron 3 · 1 0

The only thing a man truly wants or needs is a ferret called Nigel

2007-09-10 05:07:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

For women
Statement: "I love you"
True Meaning: "I hate you but i love money"

I don't believe that in every case just showing how easy it is to generalize... Here come the wave of thumbs down from the judgementals!

2007-09-10 05:11:25 · answer #6 · answered by ? 1 · 0 2

The answers you are looking for don't really match your question. It should read, "What do men really mean?". As for what they want - the same thing women do. Only, usually not at the same time. Except for, maybe, sex.

2007-09-10 05:14:08 · answer #7 · answered by Tina R 3 · 0 1

Dont forget -

Statement: "What are we having for dinner?"
True Meaning: "You're cooking tonight!"

xD

2007-09-10 05:10:00 · answer #8 · answered by LinnLovestruck<3 3 · 2 0

I think they really want, a rich sugar momma, a frige full of beef & potatoes, and a life-size jenna jameson doll.

2007-09-10 05:08:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Yes I'm going with some one but you dont know her,#
True meaning: you dont know her cause she is Imagenary!

2007-09-10 06:42:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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