My pet goldfish Lou, his wife and their triplets pierced their noses.
Then they got gold nose rings with their names and SSN numbers engraved. Then a family of minnows stole this information! They now go under the name of Goldfish, and he NEVER ordered that credit card which arrived in mail this morning!
2007-09-10 03:24:37 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Poor Lou must feel like a fish out of water.
2007-09-10 03:29:06 · answer #1 · answered by patrick 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That was pretty stupid of them to engrave their SSN on the nose rings for all to see. They deserve what they are getting.
Contact the cc company and explain what happened and have them cancel the card immediatley.
Go go the Montel Williams web site....he should have a link to start the steps for identity theft.
Remove the minnows and place them in their own secluded bowl. DO NOT release them in anything larger, more damage will be done to Lou's identity.
Oh and replace the nose rings with studs..this will prevent being able to engrave SSN's again. What a mess!! Good Luck
2007-09-10 03:36:57 · answer #2 · answered by kys 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would go ahead and max it out in Lou's name. Since he is a goldfish the credit card company can't legally prosecute or proove that you may the charges. Just don't get anything that you would normally buy. Get something totally different. Like if you normally get McDonalds then buy some new truck tires. If you look around you can get a deal on some and then sell them for more. Your off the hook.
2007-09-10 03:31:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
put them in protective custody , Charlie the Tuna is in charge . Anew enviorment will be the best place for them , just ask the mermaid , from what she told me the chicken of the sea is responsible for all this ... also the minnows work for Gilligan and are nothing more than bait ! They'll be easy to catch !
2007-09-18 00:31:41 · answer #4 · answered by vpsinbad50 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's been a real problem with organized minnow crime. They have been paying off the cops so they won't help. I think it's time Lou takes matters into his own fins.
2007-09-10 03:37:25 · answer #5 · answered by Dr. E. Bunny A.K.A. Andy. 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Call the fish police and let Lou fight it out for himself. Minnows can never be trusted.
2007-09-10 03:32:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Those rotten corrupt penguins do the same thing. They steal identities and try to come up North, they heard Santa lives here.
2016-05-21 02:22:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's time to call Piranha. They clean up the grit and save your money. Act now and receive Shark the no nonsense minnow eater. Guaranteed to satisfy OR your money back.!
2007-09-18 00:07:30 · answer #8 · answered by Marla ™ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Give Lou and his family their true identity back -- release them into a pond.
2007-09-10 03:35:53 · answer #9 · answered by me 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Try taking your goldfish to group therapy.
2007-09-17 06:30:10 · answer #10 · answered by Prufrock 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋