finding love
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> One day, a fairy visits a lonely widow and says that she is there to give her three wishes.
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> ''I wish I was 21 and beautiful!'' The wish is instantly granted.
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> ''I wish I had a million dollars!'' The wish is granted.
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> ''I wish that my cat here were the most handsome guy in the world and was madly in love with me.'' The wish is granted. The now young lady and her man go inside. They start to cuddle, and the man looks at her.
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> ''Aren't you upset that you had me fixed?''
2007-09-09 23:53:17 · 19 answers · asked by sarah 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Wink, very funny! j
2007-09-10 00:46:19 · answer #1 · answered by *queenfairy1*Antioch California 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bonjour madam
lol, very romantic
heres one for madam:
A young man finds the woman of his dreams and asks her to marry him. He tells his mother he wants her to meet his fiance, but he wants to make a bit of a game out of it. He says he'll bring the girl over with two other women and see if his mother can guess which is the one he wants to marry. His mother agrees to the game.
That night, he shows up at his mother's house with three beautiful young ladies. They all sit down on the couch, and everyone has a wonderful evening talking and getting to know each other.
At the end of the evening, the young man asks his mother, 'OK, Mom, which one is the woman I want to marry?'
Without any hesitation at all, his mother replies, 'The one in the middle.'
The young man is astounded. 'How in the world did you figure it out?'
'Easy,' she says. 'I don't like her.'
lol
so lesson learn't: be glad, you can choose your friends(inc love) but not your family!
aurevoir
2007-09-11 07:01:27 · answer #2 · answered by jam 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Michelle, very funny, I'm glad Fairies don't exist, I like it this way, between you and me! I have a fixed cat too, so I hope no magic comes my way! Jimmy.
2007-09-10 09:33:52 · answer #3 · answered by Jimmy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The old ones are the best
2007-09-10 07:03:01 · answer #4 · answered by Mar 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice twist!
2007-09-10 07:07:41 · answer #5 · answered by Jim 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not that funny really, better luck next time.
2007-09-10 07:10:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was one of my drunken revenge against men days , lmao xxx
2007-09-10 07:04:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i don't see why they don't get it!!! are they out to lunch? LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! it's a great one keep them coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xoxoxo vicki p.s. the guy can't father any children--even have maybe not even have *** if he wanted to----to explain to those whom don't get it!!!!!!! LOL! xoxoxoxo vicki
2007-09-10 15:47:33 · answer #8 · answered by vicki m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that would be the story of my life lol xx
2007-09-10 07:13:43 · answer #9 · answered by lou 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-09-10 07:07:38 · answer #10 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋