On Saturday evening the little girl next door called me to ask if I was going to see the carnival in town. I told her no cos we were going out somewhere else.
She wanted to know where? and rather than explain to a 6 year old I told her the pub!
Her reply. I 'pose you are gonna get drunk then, like my mum does!
My question is. Don't little kids always let their parents down with innocent words?
2007-09-09 19:08:34 · 21 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
I enjoy their perception of language when they're about three. Examples: vanilla wafers=willa nafers, Dolly Parton=Polly Darton, Caterpillar =calpitter and tissue was a tennishoe.
My cousin had hemmies and was inserting a suppository in the bathroom when someone knocked on the door.. Her little girl ran and answered the door. My cousin walked into the room in time to hear the chid explaining that her mother couldn't come to the door because she was in the bathroom putting crayons up her b---.
2007-09-12 04:25:37 · answer #1 · answered by Ju ju 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I had lost my reading glasses and needed to read some instructions, I called my neighbor and asked if she could send her 9 year old over to read the fine print for me. He did, and did a wonderful job. He asked me how I got through all these years without learning how to read and asked if he could come everyday to teach me how to read.
I thought it was precious
My niece went trick or treating, they went to the door of a dentist and he gave them money. My niece said" I don't want money, it is Halloween, I want candy, besides it isn't wrapped and I can't take it."
Another time there were two dogs mating in the street and she asked her mom what they were doing, my sister in law casually said, "oh they are mating", and left it at that.
A few months down the road she sees a tow truck towing another tow truck and she said "Look Auntie, they are mating" .
2007-09-10 03:47:41 · answer #2 · answered by slk29406 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
My friend and her little daughter and I were standing in line at a check out and the lady in front of us without a doubt had the largest chest I have ever seen in my life, my friends little girl blurted out--Big Boobies, Big Ones. I took my son and granddaughter out to lunch--we had a black waiter--my little granddaughter sitting in a booster seat in the booth jumped up and started yelling--basketball basketball daddy, son covered it up by saying her hero was Michael Jordan--obviously spending too much time watching TV with dad.
2007-09-10 02:49:43 · answer #3 · answered by lilabner 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They do. After 5 kids, i wish i had wrote every gem they ever said down. I once bought a book with kids sayings. It was great. Should have done it myself. They come out with the funniest way of looking at life. The funniest way of interpreting things the way they see it. When if you look at it...is absolutely true.
2007-09-10 07:04:02 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hello Sylvia, glad you hadn't emigrated. My little neighbour next door is only three, the other day he asked me how old I was, when I said 73 he said," are you going to die soon?" "I hope not I said I want to come to your wedding in due course." I don't think he let his parents down but he made me feel a bit old.
2007-09-09 20:15:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yes they do, I was at a store on time and this little boy asked his father "daddy what does a nice rack mean" the father replied what? and the son " said you just said that girl has a nice rack"...it was the cfunniest thing I ever heard
2007-09-09 19:17:21 · answer #6 · answered by Hypocrite 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
My Grandson used to call an open (soft) top sports car, A car without a lid. I think it said it all and was a better description than any salesman would give
2007-09-11 11:10:01 · answer #7 · answered by Scouse 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
And, that's why they say "Out of the mouth of babes.".
If this is true, the little one didn't let her parents down with her
innocent words. Sounds like the mother is letting her down by her behavior.
2007-09-10 17:16:01 · answer #8 · answered by chansenfam@sbcglobal.net 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
At least the child only know about how to get drunk.
My neighbours son 5 years old, told me his dad smokes a joint (marijuana ), then went on to explain in detail, how you make it. Thats shame on the parent.
2007-09-10 02:05:16 · answer #9 · answered by DINGLE 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I always told my girls not to sit on public toilets, because there were bugs in them. We were driving down to the coast and stopped for gas and middle one, 5 yrs at the time, went to the restroom and came back and told me that there were no bugs in that toilet.
I asked how she, knew, and she said she had lifted the seat, leaned over, put her hand in and put some of the water in her hand, and didn't see any bugs on her hand.
2007-09-09 22:02:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋