cant think of anything mean to call sombody?

Question

ok so theres this guy who makes fun of me for having small boobs, so i make fun of him for a small dick. im running out of names, i want the meanist thing you can call him so please and thank you.

Answer 1

tell him hes just jellous and he would wish his balls were as big as your boobs if he even had them.

or you could embarress him by being in a big public place and yelling really loud "Stop Staring At my T*ts you perv!!"

or ifs hes fat you could say, just cuz ur fat and have giant man boobs doesnt mean everyone else has to

Answer 2

It's too bad you can't supply us with a picture of this little bastard, I could help you tear him up from the floor up.

He probably likes you though. That's why he's being such a little effer.

Bend down close to his crotch (making sure to stare directly at it) and hollar out:

"Hellooooooo?" " Is there anything in there?"
" Come out come out wherever you arrrrre"

Answer 3

look at him and point out any thing odd on his face or body..........big nose? big fore head? list some details about this boy.........

OR you could be a bigger perosn and just leave it alone and when he does say something to you just spit out " Wow do you still play with tonkas? becuase your acting like your 5, talk to me when you have something new to say"

This usually leaves them speachless..............or talk to eveeryone about how immature he is for not knowing that your not done growing so he clearly is a virgin who has no experience with woman and may be gay

That will bug him

Answer 4

Guys hate to be called a B*tch...or Punk B*tch

Answer 5

limp dick

numb nuts

I did not say these things! I will never admit to this!!

Answer 6

Call him "Stanley" cause he's not that manly

Answer 7

girly man; fun boy; dirty birdy; bone head

Answer 8

sitzpiddler?
XD