An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables,
horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly
shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't
been there for a while and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon
bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices
shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in
his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch
you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Moral: Old men can still think
2007-09-09 14:27:59 · 17 answers · asked by Third Day 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
that'll learn em
2007-09-09 14:30:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol! What a very smart old man
2007-09-09 14:30:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smart man.
2007-09-09 14:30:51 · answer #3 · answered by The Hit Man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. And so can you. Awesome joke!
You rule! Thanks for making my day.
I hope someone returns the favor to you.
Peace. And keep up the creative genius.
2007-09-09 14:36:12 · answer #4 · answered by sylvester m 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha that's awesome.
2007-09-09 14:30:51 · answer #5 · answered by lynnabugg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like a man who won't have any more trespassers ;-)
2007-09-09 14:32:08 · answer #6 · answered by from HJ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, sounds like something my grampa would have come up with.
2007-09-09 14:32:56 · answer #7 · answered by Neev 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hha!
2007-09-09 14:30:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nicee
2007-09-09 14:30:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny!
2007-09-09 14:31:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋