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"Smart" A Poem by Shel Silverstein

My dad gave me one dollar bill
'Cause I'm his smartest son,
And I swapped it for two shinny quarters
'Cause two is more than one!

And then I took the quarters
And traded them to Lou
For three dimes- I guess he didn't know
That three is more than two!

Just then, along came old blind Bates
And cause he couldn't see
He gave me four nickels for three dimes,
And four is more than three!

And I took the nickels to Hiram Coombs
Down at he seed-feed store,
And the fool gave me five pennies for them,
And five is more than four!

And then I went and showed my dad,
And he got red in the cheeks
And closed his eyes and shook his head-
Too proud of me to speak!

:-D ;-)

2007-09-09 08:07:03 · 11 answers · asked by ♥Red Phoenix♥ 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

Teminator and Ryder - with you two wise guys, I'll make an exception. ;-)

2007-09-11 10:12:26 · update #1

11 answers

Girls are. GO GIRLS!

2007-09-09 08:12:26 · answer #1 · answered by Sarah 4 · 3 1

they're equivalent. So perhaps boys say vast words to make a element yet ladies prefer to make their element too whether it does not take 2hr and 30 minutes yet even though boys could be lazy and procrastinate yet some boys are clever sufficient to get there artwork completed.and woman procrastinate too yet they the two can use there brains.

2016-10-18 11:02:13 · answer #2 · answered by llanos 4 · 0 0

Girls Rule!

2007-09-09 08:35:14 · answer #3 · answered by JustJenny 3 · 0 0

Girl, if I answer that question, I could make alot of folks (on both sexes) very mad. Since you are my freind, I will say girls. Rock On, Red!

2007-09-09 11:08:33 · answer #4 · answered by lytnyngryder 4 · 0 0

Yep you summed it up babe. Women got the brains and the looks all we got was the brawn. Not much to look forward to eh? ;-)

2007-09-09 09:34:01 · answer #5 · answered by terminator 6 · 0 0

Haha how funny! Then, assuming if the boy represents the whole male population, boys must not be very smart

2007-09-09 08:12:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

Hmmmmmmm,who knows?In my view how smart one is does not depend on his/her gender,but girls natural vanity makes them more creative don't you thinK?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed6nrDCHQ4k :-D

an interesting poem though :-)

2007-09-09 08:20:12 · answer #7 · answered by sunny_babe_ 4 · 1 0

LOL That was really good! Thank you!!!

2007-09-09 08:18:04 · answer #8 · answered by Alright 6 · 1 0

lol i like that but GO GIRLS!!!

2007-09-09 08:17:07 · answer #9 · answered by Serena 5 · 2 0

Boys! =D

2007-09-09 08:12:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 5

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