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Hey all,
I need a slogan to put on the back of my teams bowling shirts. Our team name is "Team Morning Wood". I'm looking for something funny. It can and should be a little funny/crude/even insulting.
Keep in mind the follow idea's/words...
We use balls, the pins are wood, they use oil on the lanes, ect.

2007-09-09 07:38:32 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference Words & Wordplay

11 answers

"Let's knock 'em down!"

2007-09-09 07:51:46 · answer #1 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0 2

How many people are on your team?
If there are 4, use BIG 4 with a picture of the 4 6 7 10
split.
If there are 5 use BIG 5
with a picture of the 4 6 7 9 10 split for righties
and 4 6 7 8 10 split for lefties.

2007-09-09 08:38:14 · answer #2 · answered by steiner1745 7 · 0 0

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RE:
I need a slogan for my Bowling Team?
Hey all,
I need a slogan to put on the back of my teams bowling shirts. Our team name is "Team Morning Wood". I'm looking for something funny. It can and should be a little funny/crude/even insulting.
Keep in mind the follow idea's/words...
We use balls, the pins are wood,...

2015-08-07 11:43:57 · answer #3 · answered by ? 1 · 0 0

A beautiful thing to waste
Always good for a split
Best thing for a split
Going for the splits
Made for splits
Making splits
Looking for splits
Dreaming of splits
Splitter's Dream
Grooving it
We keep our balls out of the gutter
Not just for bowling
Who ya gonna ball?

2007-09-10 12:11:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Viva Viagra

2007-09-09 11:05:10 · answer #5 · answered by boycat99 3 · 0 0

Our drinking team has a bowling problem.

2007-09-09 08:05:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Oily Balls
The Oily Pinheads
Wood Peckers
"Wet" Dream Team (sorry, I had to throw this one in)

2007-09-12 09:20:49 · answer #7 · answered by DeadSurvivor 7 · 0 0

My Team has a Drinking Problem.

2007-09-09 07:42:48 · answer #8 · answered by Heidi T 7 · 0 1

TEAM MORNING WOOD
"Knock, knock...we're here"!

or "Set um up...we'll knock em down"

2007-09-09 08:09:01 · answer #9 · answered by ~ Floridian`` 7 · 0 0

You set them up; we knock them down. Could refer to pins or beers.

2016-03-13 13:02:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Back in my college days I was in the same situation. The name I suggested was the "Courteous Flushes".
It was rejected, but times have changed.

2007-09-09 07:51:07 · answer #11 · answered by Al L 4 · 0 1

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