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I would hand-cuff you first into my bed. then go find out more about you. if you are the opposite sex and legal and i like then i would have sex with you while you are still there. after we are done i still would not let you go. when you are thirsty i will get you drinks. when you are hungry i will give you food. if you need other things you will get it too. now you can't go so next think you better think again before going into my bed!

If you are not what I want then I would call the police and then get all your money and kick you out. I will make sure you can't come around my house.

2007-09-09 07:40:42 · answer #1 · answered by crazy for you 2 · 1 0

Well, it's hard to tell whether you are male or female. If you were a male I would unfortunately probably beat the hell out of you (nothing personal, I've got kids) then call the police. I too would be arrested for the battery, but I have to protect the family, it's my job. If you were a female I would have you arrested and follow up with the court to make sure you stayed in jail for a long time. If you are underage, male or female, I would get help for you. I probably would try to keep you with us for at least a couple weeks till you are mentally well enough to go to a foster home. We are known for taking in kids that run away, but, we call the authorities immediately no matter what!

2007-09-09 07:08:08 · answer #2 · answered by delux_version 7 · 1 0

let you sleep for a bit & just stare @ U... poke you/wake you up talk to you for a bit cuz I'm lame... offer you some dusty M&M's from under my bed... I'd have to kick you out though the 2 siblings in my room probably wouldn't like you being there!

2007-09-09 14:57:11 · answer #3 · answered by A Girl Going Down In Flames 4 · 1 0

Call the police

2007-09-09 06:57:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Kindly ask you to get out of my bed.

2007-09-09 07:00:29 · answer #5 · answered by Who is that red head??? 6 · 0 0

I would let you sleep and use one of my other bedrooms. Since I'm old enough to be your Grandmother, you won't be staying long. LOL.

2007-09-09 07:12:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

tell you to get out! disinfect my bed my house and myself and then call the police in you! >:( lol :) jk, I wouldn't wake you up, but I would get outta bed and move to another one! (my bed is as small as a bug! lol

2007-09-09 06:58:46 · answer #7 · answered by .:chula:. 3 · 0 1

I'd leave you there and sleep on the floor instead.

2007-09-09 08:25:22 · answer #8 · answered by Death.Note.fan 5 · 1 0

Hold you there until the police get here and press charges.

2007-09-09 06:58:01 · answer #9 · answered by Red Rose 6 · 1 0

ask you to kindly remove yourself. not room for 3 in my bed.

2007-09-09 06:57:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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