What's the *grossest thing that has ever happened to you?

Question

For me, it was..

on the bus, in 7th grade. The girl sitting next to me kept got sick the day before, but she threw up on her hoodie and then shoved it in her backpack.
Then, one morning, we were almost to school when out of no where, she spews throw up everywhere. I mean, it was crazy, EVERYWHERE! It was all on the windows, the seats, her, on my clothes, I'm sure even in my hair.
GROSS.

Answer 1

My daughters leaky diaper all over my shirt out in public.

Answer 2

I took my bosses cat on a long distance trip from Texas to Colorado to meet him there, and along the way, the cat got car sick and upchucked, which didn't do much to help the interior of the car, and there was a lot of it, all over everything, the windshield, the seats, on me, on my clothes, and all over the cat.

Before we had left, I made the mistake of feeding the cat the daily amount of the 30 pounds of fresh raw chicken that she eats daily as part of her diet, and that is the last time I will feed the cat anything before we again make either a short distance trip or a long one, I promise.

Have you ever tried to wash a cat that doesn't want to be washed? Big fun!

I took her to a car wash, tied her to the door handle of the Lincoln and proceeded to wash her down with the warm water, she went ballistic on me, and I thought for sure that the door handle was a gonner, she pulled at it, and kept growling at me, the leash holding her to the door handle and at the water being sprayed on her, I was beginning to think that this was the end of the line for me, cause if she hadn't gotten loose and came after me, I'd be shredded wheat, big time!

Anyway, I got her cleaned off and dried and loaded back in the Lincoln Navigator and she was so tired that she fell asleep on the back seat, snoring away without a care in the world.

Thanks,

Answer 3

Today, I went to the grocery & while I was checking out, my stomach rumbled a bit, next thing I knew, it wasn't gas. When I got to my car, I lined the driver's seat with plastic bags and a few sheets of the sale paper that was in my purse. Thank goodness, I only live a few blocks down the street.
When I got home, I headed straight for the shower, it was awful & so embarassing.

Answer 4

a few years ago a friend of mine busted his big toe open on a deck getting out a hot tub. he didn't even notice he had broken the skin. he went into the bathroom and realized he was standing in a pool of blood. he panicked and called for someone to help him. i go in there and he's sitting on the toilet with blood all over the floor. i pick up his foot and look at his toe. he had 3 huge splinters the size and length of toothpicks sticking out his toe. i got some tweezers and started pulling them out. it was so disgusting. i kept pulling and they seemed like they'd never come out they were so long! i got them all out and the end of his toe looked like a split cherry tomato. i put a butterfly bandage on it and wrapped it in gauze. i spent the next day scrubbing blood out of the carpet where he had tracked it all over the house. it was pretty gross but he thanked me for fixing his toe. when he went to the dr a few days later the doc said i'd done a good job.

Answer 5

I had a Airplane full of people's crap pour on me....

I worked on the grounds crew at an airport, and I did not connect the hose correctly to drain the plane....So I was covered in blue....I also got some in my mouth, ears, eyes, nose. ECT. Took a few days to get the blue dye completely off of me..

Answer 6

Same thing, someone puked on the bus. Only it was on the floor, and we were going uphill, and it just oozed back and covered the entire side of the bus. Nasty.

Answer 7

My two year old daughter was pucking sick one night and I was trying to comfort her, however when I see puck I puck so I started pucking too. Then she started laughing and puck shot out of her nose. It was the grossest thing I have ever seen.

Answer 8

The time I sneezed in english class, and snot was strung down a foot. I ran out of the silent classroom. They called me 'snothead' forever.

Answer 9

visiting my uncle in the hospital, he had his tracheotomy tube removed but the hole in his neck was still open. As we were talking, he started coughing. Like anyone who was raised with manners, he put his hand over his mouth. as his coughing increased, this huge amount of phlegm came shooting out of the hole in his neck. It took everything in me to act like it wasn't a big deal, while cleaning it up and trying not to vomit.

Answer 10

Wow, I don't know if this is as bad as some of the others, but here goes. When my son's vomit misses the bucket and I have to clean it. Oh, Lord, I gag and almost vomit myself.