This friday at gym I always see this little girl come with her mother..
So just this Friday the little girl came by herself,so i asked her wheres your mother today?
she said:
She's not my mother she's my Aunt B*tch.
I cracked up laughing..because we really dont know how fast children grow these days.
2007-09-09 06:35:48 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football ➔ FIFA World Cup (TM)
HONORABLE CONTACT:why would you say that?
2007-09-09 06:43:20 · update #1
HONORABLE CONTACT:wallah la KASRAK!!
2007-09-09 06:48:04 · update #2
CONTACT:Pappi chulu to you too!!
2007-09-09 06:58:05 · update #3
Ronaldinho Jr.LOL..not with that Ronald Mcdonald picture!!
2007-09-09 07:20:35 · update #4
HONORABLE CONTACT:Step outisde wuss!!..:P
2007-09-09 07:33:12 · update #5
Lol. My little cousin was outside his house and I was with my godfather so my godfather asked " Santi where's your drunk @ss father?" and then my little cousin said " I don't know you ******, but look who the f*ck is talking about being a drunk. At least my dad is a lawyer ****." then he closed the door in his face called my cell and told me to meet him at the back door and to ditch my godfather lol except he used the word **** once more hehe. His only about 7 and he talks like that all the time lol
2007-09-09 12:03:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This little girl I was playing with (she was like 3) told me I was "beautiful" and asked if I had a bf. Jeez, I didn't even know that 3 girl olds knew about gfs and bfs. She then went on to tell me to be careful because she had 3 bfs before and they can be very mean and want things that you don't want. lol
2007-09-09 06:41:54 · answer #2 · answered by cazdudet 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We went to the mall last weekend and there was a children's book signing and there was someone in a turtle costume. OMG , my daughter freaked out (she is 2 1/2) so every time we get in the car she says, "mama no go mall, BIG turtle, scary, mama no go mall. My sister said my husband planned it so he could save money on my shopping.
2016-03-18 02:48:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have twin daughters. When they were 4 years old they had their first little spat. I stepped in and told them not to be ugly to one another. Tears welled up in Kristy's eyes and in the most anguished voice she replied "But Mommy, this is the only face I have."
2007-09-09 06:42:08 · answer #4 · answered by TiaRanita 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
with my child its not what he said, but what he did. I was potty training him and we were out at the DIY store looking at some taps. I heard all this laughing behind me and turned to see my son happily sat on a display toilet with his pants round his ankles doing the biz!!
I could not tell him off because, he was realistically doing the right thing!!
2007-09-09 06:47:11 · answer #5 · answered by atlantis 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1)yesterday ..lol..i was sitting with my relative at her house ( she had a little sister 4 or 5 years ..i asked her if she had ice cream..she told yes but it had been in the freezer for 4 or 5 days and we got 3 for all of us.so my relative told me " eat the ice cream quickly before it melts..the little girl shouted "how is it going to melt when it had been in the freezer for a week.." we went laughing for like 5 minutes
2007-09-09 08:43:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
when a Hurst went by my nephew said look at the black wedding car with the box in it
2007-09-09 06:42:02 · answer #7 · answered by gotcha 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
umm. i walking down the street the other day and a little boy was standing outside his house, he yelled at me askin " dont you have a house ? you'r always outside wallkin at this time"
I said " no,i dont, but whats your excuse? you wouldnt know if im outside unless ur ouside too " he had nothing to say . you shouldnt have seen his face tryin to comeup with something.
Damn. this little girl called you a B*tch ? lmfao
2007-09-09 07:33:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i was driving down the road and my boys were arguing and i said i swear to God if you dont stop, and one said oh mommy thats a bad word you shouldent have said that and the other said, quick mommy say a prayer...
2007-09-09 06:42:28 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol, and u know wht? I doubt you aren't 21 or 22 lol
for obvious reasons!!! lol
podi pattie!!
Instead of talkin those foreign languages, why don't we talk in English???
up loser? :PPP jk jk
2007-09-09 06:41:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋