It's time for the Weirdest Recipe That You Make Up Like Right Now And Get Rated On contest!?

Answer 1

This is called " Maddick Hertz" -

1 strand of grey hair with lice
5 boogers found under the chair
1ml of tears from an old man who just laughed to death
A piece of bread with mould in it
A spoonful of mud collected under a kid's shoe
A large deposit of money, which is no longer money, but has been burnt and now is in ash form
Ear wax from a deaf man
5ml of Sweat collected from athletes during a marathon
A leftover tampon in the rubbish bin

We mix all these ingredients up with water collected from puddles along the road. We then attempt to heat all these up in the microwave. An explosion indicates that it's done. Wa lah! You have your perfect meal.

Answer 2

OK!!!!

Ingredients:

1 chicken
2 teaspoons of pepper
2 teaspoons of paprika
3 pinches of salt
A splash of wine.
A variety of cold cuts
One green apple
Potatoes

Directions

1. Throw all the spices on to the chicken. Splash it with wine.
2. Stick the chicken in the MICROWAVE (this step is very important.) for 30 minutes or until it explodes
3. stick the potatoes in the freezer for 10 minutes.
4. When the chicken explodes, take it out including the exploded bits and arrange it on the edge of a big plate.
5. Put the frozen (peeled and cut) potatoes in the middle of the plate.
6. Cut the apple in half and stuff the cold cuts in the middle
7. Close the apple and put it in the center of the plate.

I call this wondreful recipe "Frozen and Exploded Genious, with an apple and some cold cuts on the side"

ENJOY

Answer 3

1 x banana
1 x glass of milk
1 x raw egg

put it in a blender.

great energy drink