On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful and things go from bad-to-worse when one wing is struck by lightning.
One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane and wails "I'm too young to die!"
Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment, there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare .. riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then a cowboy from Oklahoma stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle ... unbuttoning his shirt.
One button at a time........
No one moves.................
He removes his shirt................
Muscles ripple across his chest..........
She gasps............................
He whispers.........................
"Iron this ... then get me a beer."
2007-09-09 03:25:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
thats a fantastic joke...cant wait to pass it on...star 4 u
2007-09-09 03:28:59 · answer #1 · answered by sheru 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yay, if you meant to ask if this is funny!
2007-09-09 10:30:19 · answer #2 · answered by andrew m 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yay
2007-09-09 10:30:42 · answer #3 · answered by Scotlyn 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hilarious so funny ha ha definate YAY!
2007-09-09 10:31:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haven't heard this one for ages....still funny! xx
2007-09-09 10:28:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, I figured something of this sort.
Well written.
2007-09-09 10:32:46 · answer #6 · answered by Musicman 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-09-09 10:32:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nay says....."Yay!"
2007-09-09 10:32:26 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmao--yay
2007-09-09 13:49:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yay......LMAO
2007-09-09 10:40:36 · answer #10 · answered by Yak 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋