More ways to annoy people. Star if you think they are funny...?

Question

While driving if you see a "How am I driving" bumper sticker, call the number and inform the operator that the driver is doing a great job.
Whenever someone lights a cigarette, tackle the person and yell "Stop, drop, and roll!"
When riding up an elevator with a stranger, start singing a song that everyone knows, then expect them to start singing too. If they do not start singing, insist, “Everyone knows that song. Are you stupid?”
When giving directions, leave out a turn or two.
Walk up to random people and ask them, very seriously, "Do you know the muffin man?"
Go up to a someone and say, "Are you annoyed by irrelevant questions?" And then walk away very quickly.
Grin so wide it hurts your cheeks at every salesperson in town.
On a hot summer day, ride up and down the road and drench pedestrian
Race the old woman for the last bus seat.
Slap people and tell them to stop grabbing your ***.
Sing along at the opera.
Take photos of people walking down the street and then run away.

Answer 1

LOL, they are funny!! I will give you a star =)

Answer 2

I really like the one about the muffin man. Even better if you can keep a straight face when you ask for directions to his house. :D

Answer 3

I like the one about singing along at the opera !

Answer 4

Thumbs up!

Answer 5

Grin so wide it hurts your cheeks at every salesperson in town.


*snickers*

Answer 6

Very funny! I wish I had the nerve to try some of them.

Answer 7

some good ones.....i like the muffin man one, maybe ill try it some day, but not star worthy!

Answer 8

Lol, the "Do you know the muffin man?" caught me.

Answer 9

ohhhh, a little too much free time on your hands

Answer 10

nice