what if God has an answering machine?

Question

'for thanksgiving,
press 1'


'for Confessions,
press 2'

'for Comments,
press 3'

'for other Prayers
press 4'

and What if the machine tells you this.

" Sorry, All angels are busy now, Please Pray again later"

^^_)..............

Answer 1

I will try again and again and again until I get a connection to God. It is like in real life, when you pray and ask God for something, you can't expect Him to answer your prayers right away. You just have to ask again and again until He gives you what you ask.

Answer 2

Most of the times, the phone will only get number 4.

If the angels are busy and would request us to pray, back to my answer above.

Cheers.

Answer 3

I'll press all the key from 1 - 9 to 0 for operator, who do you think will be the operator?

Answer 4

If God has an answering machine, surely the Devil will also make one that steals some of the calls. It will sound very much like God's answering machine. Then that Diverted-to-Devil version, unknown to the caller, will never be busy (he will make sure you are attended to ), will sound more attractive, will feel more holy (he will make sure he will create that aura and feel).

Be careful.

Answer 5

what a great question Pao! i'd press 4 most of the time. and if the machine tells me that all angels are busy, then i'd call back again.
would it be nice to talk to angels?

Answer 6

if the angels are too busy to talk to me i'd request for a return call..or press 4..

Answer 7

Maybe will God designate Bruce Almighty to answers all the on-line(e-mail & mms) questions. While Evan Almighty shall take care the snail-mails.

Answer 8

I would mostly be pressing 1, as, not too many will be using that line.

Answer 9

I'd dial 0 for the operator and asked to be put on hold for the next available angel...hehehe

Answer 10

The Angels are never too busy.
They only out number the grains of sand on every beach..
Im sure one would be available.