I wanna be the happy little potsticker that won't come off your plate!
BWWAHAHAHAHAHAA!
2007-09-07 17:42:14 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I want you..to eat...me
I'm won-ton, you want me,
I'm chee-sy, you need me
I'd love you to love me
I'm beggin' you to taste me
Shine up my golden brown coating - put on a nice duck sauce
I'll get hot and oily- from wok to you
If you'll say / / / that you love me
( patrons back away, clearly frightened by the singing appetizer, which oozes equal parts rock showmanship and cream cheese dotted with lumps of crabmeat)
Wouldn't you, wouldn't you, wouldn't you -like to buy me?
How can you, how can you, how can you- dare deny me?
Feelin' all alone without a friend, why won't somebody try me?
Oh oh , didn't you, didn't you, didn't you - see them fry me??? Whooo!....
(tiny guitar solo squelched as mortified hostess discards rangoon into a steam tray piled with cold egg foo yong and green jello)
2007-09-07 20:33:14 · answer #1 · answered by splitlevelmind 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
I want shrimp toast! Love splitlevelminds Cheap Trick!
2007-09-08 09:28:53 · answer #2 · answered by icemunchies 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I shall be the CHEF'S Special Kung Po Chicken !! Ohhhhh Yeah !!
2007-09-08 01:16:27 · answer #3 · answered by iambettyboop 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would be Kung Poa, a little spicy with lot's of different flavors
2007-09-08 01:27:27 · answer #4 · answered by dreamyfairy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am an eggroll, crusty on the outside succulent on the inside68
2007-09-08 00:47:00 · answer #5 · answered by The PENsive Insomniac 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bao
2007-09-09 00:57:11 · answer #6 · answered by diannegoodwin@sbcglobal.net 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hot & Sour soup.
2007-09-08 00:52:53 · answer #7 · answered by mjfrog 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweet and sour chicken.
2007-09-08 00:50:23 · answer #8 · answered by kathi1vee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ancient Chinese secret
you no work
you no eat
2007-09-08 00:47:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
fried wonton...
"flaky" on the outside
cream cuddly on the inside
enjoy! =D
2007-09-08 03:44:17 · answer #10 · answered by AtThePub 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋