Lol... Mine was: Do you want to be the father of my baby? Marry me! Lol... i though he was someone i knew (i saw him from behind and thought it was this guy i always joke around with)
2007-09-07 15:36:41
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answered by ♥ Lil love lady ♥ 6
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First, I'm an everyday Joe guy. "No affiliation with any auto supplies". OK, This poor guy, and his gal were in a Ford, F-250 Diesel. It wouldn't start. The set-up. I'm walking out of Wally-World. Of course, his truck, parked to mine, WOULD NOT START. And, it's a diesel one. He says, "can I get a jump?" Me, Why yes. I pull out that fully charged yellow mini-box, and he laughs. Those things are a joke. I need a jump start. I hooked up the cables, he hit the switch, and he was beyond surprised. I said, "Always trust the yellow box". It was the dumbest thing I could think of. I still feel like a goober. It purred like a kitten. I wouldn't take a thing he offered, for helping. I'm still in shock over that little yellow box.
2007-09-07 16:07:11
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answered by Dennis B 5
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lol §Aphrodite§, could be reason you're a hotty too like Honey right here however the main strangest this i stated substitute into to this lady that like me and we've been understanding on the wellness center and that i instructed her meet me out area. i like to talk a weight-reduction plan plan with you in my SUV and he or she stated what! and that i instructed her which you're warm and that i can not enable that do to waste and he or she answer me yet slapping me interior the face yet next week she got here to my abode and we went on a date yet some weeks later she end coming to the wellness center using fact her boyfriend knew that she substitute into having a fare with yet another guy and that guy substitute into me. so i wasn't unhappy using fact I score along with her, Hoorayyyyy and one time i stated to this lady. hi you're so captivating i will marry your brother just to be on your loved ones and one time I stated to this lady that hi my call is Franco and that i'm gonna purchase you a motor vehicle and he or she instructed me She is Married and so I turn around and stroll away. a number of my thoughts are form of weired and humorous if i glance over it.
2016-10-10 04:13:56
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answered by ? 4
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Alright, a long time ago, I was getting off the bus. And I turned to the bus driver and instead of saying "thank you," I said my lunch pin number.
14538.
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She gave me a really funny look.
Oh, when I was about eight years old, I went into a haunted house at the state fair with my dad. Somehow, we got seperated, and I was terrified. I thought I found him, and started clinging to the man's legs, screaming, "DADDY HOLD ME." But when we got out, I realized that it wasn't my dad...
2007-09-07 15:44:47
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answered by [nameless~light] 4
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I have these little things I carry in my purse called "Smile Cards"- they are about promoting random acts of kindness. Usually I leave them in anonymous places but once I saw a lady helping an old man find his car in a parking lot. I was touched by her actions so I approached her, gave her a card and told her I hope her kindness returns to her tenfold.
2007-09-07 15:33:32
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answered by ecstaticdevine 4
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I was a bit hopped up on sugar and targeted this boy at camp. He was 4 foot nothing and like 12 and I had said about two things to him and then made a comment on the design of his boxers. It got more awkward from there.
2007-09-07 15:33:48
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answered by darksideofthemoon 5
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I don't think i"ve said anything strange to a stranger, but I was waiting to wash my hands in the ladies bathroom and this woman just turns around and begins talking to me as if she has known me for years. I didn't mind listening to her, but i had no idea who she was. LOL
2007-09-07 15:33:41
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answered by ? 5
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I was at the movies and at the concession stand with my boyfriend and I told him I loved him and all that other stuff. Big mistake. When I looked over at him, it turned out to be an old man! How embarrasing!
2007-09-07 15:46:46
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answered by Cupcake 6
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I thought this person knew me one time because she said "hello" and I asked her how she was doing and we carried on a full conversation about field mice...I said I do apologize but my memory is bad sometimes what is your name? She said i dont know you I just thought you wanted someone to talk to! Lmao!!
2007-09-07 15:44:21
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answered by Anonymous
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My mom, sisters and I were Valentine's Day Shopping and I grabbed (who I thought was my sister) and said " Dude you're hella gay." The lady freaked out and yea it was pretty funny.
2007-09-07 15:40:40
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answered by twiggysrevenge 5
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