Am I not your favorite President?

Question

I proved that human being and fish can co-exist together. I have discovered that pretzels are the root of all evil. I exposed the fact that just when you think your wife is faithful, she makes love to the OB/GYN. I have shown contempt of ALL 7-ll's. Last but not least, I have come up with a solution to the overcrowded earth that only cost the the redubyacan majority of the Congress, my approval ratings, and my burrito.

Answer 1

countdown to 1/20/08 has begun- bye-bye now, W!!!!

Answer 2

not even close