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When she gets home from work,

She expects me to have dinner ready and give her foot and back massages,

When I'm tired from watching TV and drinking beer all day.

Is she asking too much?

2007-09-07 14:48:04 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

28 answers

OF COURSE she's asking too much! what kind of monster did you marry? next thing you know, she'll be asking you to walk to the bank and deposit the paycheck that pays for your beer.

what a witch.

2007-09-07 18:05:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No she isn't especially when you are being lazy and just sitting around and drinking beer all day. She deserves dinner to be ready and foot and back massages because if you are being a couch potato and not working, she is supporting you

2007-09-07 21:55:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Sweet Pea I don't think she is asking for much at all. I mean if the tables were turned how would you want to be treated after a long day at work. Just give the honey a great massage and cook her a nice meal, and it will pay off later on that night. Good luck!

2007-09-07 21:55:47 · answer #3 · answered by b n real 4 · 2 1

Yes totally tell her to take to a chill pill and grab a stubby and sit by you and rub your feet they're no doubt swollen from no circulation and sitting down all day while drinking beer which also bloats you and tell her to bring a take away home with her something you'd like doesnt matter if she like's it or not I mean because after all its your need's that are most important in your chosen lazy butt life style right?.


Thanks I needed a good laugh and you reminded me of 1 of my step dad's lmao.

2007-09-07 22:29:17 · answer #4 · answered by JadeyOz 5 · 0 0

are you joking around or for real?? now....if you worked all day and helped with maintaining the house....it would be unreasonable and she should give YOU massages once in awhile too....but.....if all you really do is drink beer, watch tv, eat and go to the bathroom.....no it isn't unreasonable. It's the LEAST you can do.

2007-09-07 21:54:57 · answer #5 · answered by lacrosselover 6 · 1 1

Hilarious!

You poor baby, SO tired from your day. Have her pick up take out on the way home and get her a massage cushion for her chair.

2007-09-07 22:06:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Yes, she should make sure to set the mood by slowly stripping off her clothes, and making sure your view of the tv is not obstructed, then getting you another beer, then maybe you can fart, laugh and get some food. Of course, when you get out of the hospital, maybe you will have a greater appreciation for the fairer sex and know your role. Peace

2007-09-07 21:55:46 · answer #7 · answered by vancup2003 2 · 1 1

yes, she needs to make herself dinner, and eat it all and not give you any,, haha
All I would expect is for you to save me some beer, and have it ready (neked)as soon as I walk in the door, hahaha
Give me ma Beeer ,,,,,. Now go sit down and be pretty !! haha

2007-09-08 00:10:37 · answer #8 · answered by Dots 4 · 1 0

Wow, now you sound like my hubby. We should get you two together for some TV and beer while me and your wife go shoe shopping. Deal?

2007-09-07 22:15:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

You get to watch football and drink beer all day? Are you sure she is going to work?

2007-09-07 21:55:58 · answer #10 · answered by Hitheeeeer! 2 · 2 0

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