My neighbor and I needed to lose weight so we challenged each other to a one month weight loss contest. The winner had to buy dinner , including wives.. When I went in the house that nite to get a scale I found my old scuba weight belt and was able to put it on under my large belly and a loose shirt. Suddenly I was 16 lbs heavier and you couldn't tell. For the next month my neighbor was eating carrots and jogging around the block while I sat on my patio drinking beer and waved to him each time he ran by. At the end of the contest , to his credit , he lost 12 lbs and of course I lost 16lbs. When the check for $110.00 arrived at the victory dinner I started to laugh and told him what I had done. He laughed till he turned blue. We split the check.
2007-09-07 15:38:32
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answered by Hirise bill 5
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I went to an Ozzy concert really drunk and the popo got a hold of me and i told em to go and arrest some crack dealers and i said the "F" word several times. Well they arrested me and in the cop shop I ask some guy why he was arrested and he told me something ( I don't remember) and I told him that I got arrested for saying F*ck anyway there are many like that
once i was drinking and (oops) driving and got busted and i was taken downtown, and i was handcuffed in a chair and this cop ( nice guy BTW ) bent over in front of me and i kicked him right in the **** LOL
I quit drinking
2007-09-07 15:23:31
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answered by Cassie 5
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this is true
When I was 14 I was picked up by the police for being a run away, they were driving me to a juvy center, handcuffed (I managed to slip one off) with two cops in the car. I waited until we stopped at a traffic light and bolted out of the car knowing that only one of them could follow me since we were on a busy highway, I ran through a huge cemetery with one of them on my tail, into a neighborhood, found an unlocked garage and went in, locked the door, not even a minute later the cop came behind me and rattled the handle, I heard him talking to people about if they saw me, I waited until nightfall and left the garage, walked to a friends house and got the other cuff cut off. I was "on the run" until I was emancipated. Crazy enough for ya?
2007-09-07 14:42:55
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answered by Anonymous
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well, being that I am a little older, it's a long list.
Jumped naked from the roof of a bar 30 feet into the water (so I could get a free hat)
Tried to light a fart and set my pants on fire
Ate a live goldfish (on a bet)
thats just in the last couple years
2007-09-07 14:47:55
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answered by TheDoctor 6
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During my drinking days, I went to a bar. I parked in what I thought was the last parking place on the block. I went inside and came out later. Someone had parked behind me. He was right up against my rear bumper, I did not have any room to maneuver. The car had a small portion sticking out in the intersection. He had left his or her window down. I reached inside and placed the car in neutral. We were on a small down grade. I got in mine and backed up against the other vehicle and gave it a little push. It started to roll, I [proceeded to pull out and left it rolling backwards. I do not know what happened to it or where it stopped.
2007-09-07 14:53:06
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answered by READER 1 5
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I'm a very boring person. I can't think of anything crazy I've done. What I would consider crazy people would consider uninteresting. I guess going from California to Canada to meet a bunch of strangers I only chatted with online was pretty crazy, but it was fun.
2007-09-07 14:44:28
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answered by Linda 6
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I have a friend who grossed me out by chugging a whole pitcher of bear in less than a minute then he threw up in the pitcher and drank it a second time . So the next day while fishing I caught a nice bass and bite the head off and spat it out on his shoes and he proceeded to throw up , ha,ha . I have too many to list them all here : )
2007-09-07 14:44:21
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answered by Anonymous
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A few years ago, I gave my boy friend a b*** j** while he was "driving" in rush hour traffic on the 10 freeway near Los Angeles, CA.
Luckily he didn't roll over and go to sleep.
2007-09-07 14:47:44
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answered by T-half 6
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In my short life so far, I have done so much. A lot of it has included jumping from very extreme heights. Heights don't scare/faze me that much at all
Best of Luck.
2007-09-07 14:45:26
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answered by Anonymous
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Walk across a train bridge on a dare when i was 15.
2007-09-07 14:43:53
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answered by Galahad 7
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