have a joke or something funny to say?
2007-09-07 11:49:19 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband,
"I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment".
The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect".
He never heard the shot..
2007-09-07 11:56:29 · answer #1 · answered by Delvala 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1. There are at least two people in this world that would die for you..
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. You are special and unique.
8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look.
11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks
And always remember....when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt
and call me over!
Good friends are like stars........
You don't always see them,
But you know they are always there
2007-09-07 19:51:11 · answer #2 · answered by Molisa (Aspiring Model) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't have a joke or anything funny to say b/c I am a little down too but I will give you a star & I will give you ~~hugs~~
Hope that helps
2007-09-07 18:57:26 · answer #3 · answered by Kim 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have a joke for you, from my 7 year old ..
Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 8(ate) 9...
When she tells me this joke I always get a good chuckle!
2007-09-07 18:57:57 · answer #4 · answered by Ande-Lin F 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
A man gives blood to save his girlfriend. They break up & he wants it all back. She hands him a tampon & says "I'll pay you monthly b*tch!"
2007-09-07 19:04:24 · answer #5 · answered by Stephanie S 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
cheer up
2007-09-07 18:56:27 · answer #6 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have a number of funny videos you could watch.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Tx1XIm6q4r4
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xD-Huwlg2kY
http://youtube.com/watch?v=byqFeevFZYk
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JPONTneuaF4
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Jb2Q08k3V20
hope these help, funniest things i can think of!
2007-09-07 19:05:58 · answer #7 · answered by shellbee 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
{{{{{{HUG}}}}}}
2007-09-07 18:55:15 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋