2007-09-07 10:19:34 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
For the past six years or so, Bin Laden has been forced to hide in caves, with only weather-beaten, toothless animal herders as companionship. They have no running water, probably very limited electricity, and food prepared by some old guy who is probably illiterate and half blind.
Now, these mountain dwellers are like felons in a maximum security prison. They can't go anywhere. They don't get visitors. No entertainment.
Surprisingly, Bin Laden is probably the best looking of the whole crew. At least he gets to dress in nice white robes, and gets whatever scant "luxuries" they have. They probably call him "pretty boy". In any case, on cold nights, Osama is probably the hottest thing around. I wouldn't be surprised if Osama is getting more dates than he wants!
2007-09-07 10:37:11 · answer #1 · answered by pachl@sbcglobal.net 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ofcourse. no woman wants a man with a grey beard. with a non-grey beard he cna boast of his exploits and not look like a fool
2007-09-07 10:25:14 · answer #2 · answered by tons'o'fun 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nah....... He's primping himself for those 72 virgins (Rosie look-a-likes), and the sooner the better!
2007-09-07 10:24:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only if sheep count as dates.
2007-09-07 10:29:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i don't think his 59 wives are going to be happy with that fact.
2007-09-07 10:28:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe a new herd of camels wandered by.
2007-09-07 10:29:04 · answer #6 · answered by ken s 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
probably not
2007-09-07 11:37:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋