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last Monday at work, we had really trouble there and that exactly what i said "RELAX! I'M A PROFESSIONAL"

2007-09-07 09:16:51 · answer #1 · answered by Mag 7 · 0 0

I was talking too a client, I didn't us those words, but I said"relax I'm in control I know my job I am a professional."

2007-09-07 16:20:05 · answer #2 · answered by Here Kitty Kitty 5 · 0 0

Hah, from Ferris Bueller, right?

Last time I said that, I was trying to get our elevator up and moving again. All I managed to do was attract the Swat Team to the premesis.

2007-09-07 16:14:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

"Relax, I'm a professional." I said it on Yahoo Answers!

2007-09-07 16:13:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

While working as a senior driving instructor a student who had never driven .Kept asking Are You Sure?? I had been driving almost 50 years and teaching 25 years of that time.I told him if your not confident with my ability Ill find you some one else . He calmed down and his parents said he does it to all his teachers

2007-09-07 16:19:24 · answer #5 · answered by Grand pa 7 · 0 0

I think I was reaching up inside a cow to try to straighten out a calf that had its legs all twisted and was not going to be born alive without that proper version to get its head first into the birth canal.

2007-09-07 16:17:18 · answer #6 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 0 0

Whenever someone's down and people want to make her/him laugh...I ask everyone to stand back...saying "RELAX!I'M A PROFESSIONAL!"...crack a cute joke and make the old fashioned cute cuddly puppy face.....and lighten spirits...

2007-09-07 16:33:06 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0 0

I was rubbing a beautiful brunettes shoulders and my hands wandered and when she tried to get me to stop I exclaimed, "RELAX! I'M A PROFESSIONAL"
=)

2007-09-07 16:36:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Dealing with a kid who was locked in his room and talking suicidal; he claimed he had a gun but I just went in anyway. He didn't. The cops were all frantic but I knew it was very,very,unlikely this 14-year-old had a gun,or that he would use it on anyone but himself in the unlikely event he did. Our state has tight gun-control laws; for him to have had a gun he would have needed to go to a ghetto section,which wasn't too likely since he was a suburban kid.

2007-09-07 16:17:03 · answer #9 · answered by Galahad 7 · 2 1

I said such, while giving a wax treatment to my cousin.
I was lying of course, all the neighbourhood thought I was stabbing her.

2007-09-07 16:31:30 · answer #10 · answered by Alice in Wonderbra 7 · 0 0

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